Dang everyone else wants to give updates first. I WANT TO HEAR CHIAKIS SPOILERS PEOPLE
There is a phone on the second floor with a strawberry symbol that likely connects to the other phone we found. Again, I have no idea how, but this is absolutely going to be tied into the murder in some way. Someone will use it as an alibi or will be calling for help or something.
There is a Monokuma Archive on the third floor and Nagito is saying we DO NOT need to go there EVER. Ya ok Ill show you Im gonna go there right away. Wait isnt this how Scar lured Simba into the Elephant Graveyard?
Oh look Monokuma was lying to us about ship parts. It was just a motor for a toy ship. SHOCK. WHAT A SURPRISE. I THINK IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE FROM NOT SURPRISE.
You morons deserve to be trapped here for thinking he would be telling the truth. I warned you guys like six times! Whatever, I dont even CARE anymore.
Chiakis big reveal is that grape house and strawberry houseARE THE SAME BUILDING. Yeah. Duh. Of course. We took an elevator to get here. They have to be the same building. What else could they be?
Oh wait I read that wrong. Shes saying Grape TOWER and Strawberry TOWER specifically are the same structure. Ok yeah, I figured that too, but thats less obvious. Sorry for my rudeness Chiaki.
Chiaki went back to Strawberry house forreasonsbut when she was there, the door to Strawberry Tower shut and wouldnt reopen after we went in. So only one door can open at a time, with the other door being locked once one is open. Again, this seems important and odd to mention so specifically, so it is DEFINITELY going to be tied into the case.
Nagito actually has a good idea. WHAT IS HAPPENING? He suggests testing the towers being the same by leaving behind something, going to the other tower and seeing if it is still on the floor. Good plan, I like that plan.
Gundham stops us from opening the door so he can show us his SKILL. His hamsters have the power toPRESS BUTTONS. Oh cool yeah its not like any of us could do that with our hands so great job there man.
Oh dang Gundham and Sonia are gonna bang. Shes all like oh ya you have skills with those hamsters and hes like oh ya I knew youd see that my DARK LADY and shes all like MY LOINS and hes like MY LOINS and Kazuichi is sobbing to himself in the corner.
Ok cool so we find Chiakis notebook. The towers are the same. Good job, Chiaki. Good job, Nagito. Stop crying, Kazuichi.
It is apparently bedtime now. No one knew this because the Monokuma announcements were apparently cancelled. Monokuma claims it is for ReAsOnS but I think he just forgot his recording equipment and is too afraid to admit it.
We pick room, splitting houses by gender. I am the odd man left out since there are only five rooms on the dudes side and will have to sleep in the lounge. Uh hey guys there are two empty rooms on the girls side. Please dont make me sleep on the couch like a bum.
Yay! Im sleeping on the girls side! I expect some Saved By The Bell style hijinks to ensue where I try to sneak into the girls locker room. WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THE ALARM GIVES OFF A WARNING AND YOU find the corpse of your friend oh no
I go to the Monokuma archives during free time and there is a damn Ron Paul reference in one of the books if you inspect Monokumas diary like five times. Like, legit, Im not even joking. I knew Monokuma was a libertarian.
Two interesting things during free time. One: I cant hang out with Akane. No idea why. She just refuses to unless I feed her. Two: there is a hidden Monokuma in Mechamarus room. I only bring this up because in two previous cases, the hidden Monokuma was in the room of a person who died. Oh wait actually technically 3/3 because we did find a hidden Monokuma in the room Hiyoko was sleeping in too I think. UH OH MECHAMARU NOT LOOKING GOOD.
Mechamaru is dying that is my STONE COLD SUPRAK LOCK of the case.
Also, if he commits suicide I want BONUS cool points because I called the case four death being suicide two cases ago.
I hang out with Fuyuhiko instead since Im just trying to hang out with my least favorite characters now and save my favs for end game stuff. Fuyuhiko is as boring as Id expect. He does drop information that his little sister was the Ultimate Little Sister which just sounds fake. How would they even test that?
Also: And she got an insane number of contracts from hand towel companies, yknow? No man I dont know. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Is that code for something? I cant even name one hand towel company. I didnt even know hand towel companies did advertisements. DONT JUST LEAVE ME WITH THIS I NEED MORE INFO
Monokuma wants us to get to the big tower at 7 AM for a special program. Unless this program involves food man I think Ill pass.
Sonia stops me on the way to continue her lecture on the three laws of robotics. More like Ultimate Person Talking About Things I Just Want To Fast Forward Through, am I right, guys?
How does she know this much about robotics anyway? That a required class for princesses in Fakelandistan?
Monokuma forces us to do Tai Chi most likely in an effort to make us even more tired. So uh I know he cant kill us directly since that was in the rules. So where does starving everyone to death fit in with those guidelines? Nobody gonna ask him about this? He rebuilt Mechamaru as a robot since he accidentally killed him when he shouldnt so I feel like he cant just let us all die here. Right?
We all contemplate if it is better to starve to death or wait for one of our friends to murder another. Kazuichi starts going crazy and accuses me of getting food from the Future Foundation. Chaos ensues and it seems like were getting close to cracking. FREE TIME! Uh yeah Hajime Im not sure everyone is going to be down for a hangout just now.
Hajime decides the exit must be hidden in the final dead room after muttering something incoherent about REDRUM. The hunger is getting to him. Chiaki intercepts and says there is no exit. Only a weapon. She sort of leads me away and Hajime is too tired to fight.
There is a weird thunk in the middle of the night that wakes me up. Probably a bad sign. Probably a dead person. Oh well back to naps!
On our way to Monokuma Tai Chi, Sonia stops to inquire as to why my face is made out of cheese and if she may take just a little nibble. HELP HELP I NEED AN ADULT
OH SNAP ITS A BODY WHO IS IT WHO IS IT WHO IS IT
Mechamaru! Hooray! About time the weird robot thing was sent on its way. There is a smash brothers style hammer next to his head and hes all tied up. It is possible the killer is Mario.
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