Our prize for riding on the rollercoaster is a file. It details the events of the first game. Everyone is SHOCKED Byakuya is in there. Hey guys you shouldve played the first game, we all knew this from the beginning.
Monokuma wont tell us exactly how these two killing trips are linked, but that the secret was in our deleted memories the Future Foundation took from us and he cant give them back. Boo man I want my endgame spoilers now.
Monokuma promises all our other goodies are inside the funhouse and we, like morons, line up to take the train into it. I highly doubt he just wanted to give you guys a fun time at an amusement park here, guys. Theres something up with this and youre going to get us murdered.
And of course we immediately get gassed. Oh jeez if only we had someone with us who was a giant nine foot metal monster and immune to sleeping gas. MECHAMARU CARRY US TO SAFETY
We wake up in a bright red strawberry room so Im guessing Mechamaru was a failure. Whats the point of having a robo-friend if they arent going to do robo-friend things?
Monokuma hands over the floor plans to the place and tells us we arent allowed to leave until someone commits a murder. Being bored of living in a funhouse isnt quite as diabolical as some of your other motivations, but okay sure lets do this.
How foolish of meif only Id erected a magic barrier I wouldnt have had to breathe in that gas! DAMMIT GUNDHAM if weve told you once weve told you a thousand times. Always erect your magic barriers. Always. Why not have a magic barrier up if you can generate one?
I let my guard down and ended up falling asleep! Mechamaru did you just take a nap of your own accord because thats what youre making it sound like.
Oh ok so someone pressed his big magic GO TO SLEEP button on the back of his neck. That makes a bit more sense than robo-napping.
We all split up to go exploring. Fuyuhiko wants to go with Akane to talk about something. I can only assume its about getting a piggy back ride so he can see the toys on the high shelf like he always wanted to.
Kazuichi doesnt want to go with me because he is afraid Im the traitor and that he doesnt know the real me. You knowfair. That hurts, but fair. I dont even know the real me so I get it man. OH JEEZ NOW I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE WITH ME TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Ok so I get paired up with Mechamaru because no one likes us. Thats fine guys. My feeling arent hurt. Ill just WAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME
While exploring, we find Fuyuhiko and Akane talking in one of the rooms. Hes trying to connect with her since both of them lost someone who was protecting them. Akane repeatedly acts confused and Im not sure if she just doesnt want to talk about it or is a complete moron and forgot what happened two days ago.
Theres a phone in the lounge. There is only one button on it and it is a picture of some grapes. Its probably like the Bat-phone but instead of summoning Batman it summonsTHE GRAPIST HEY EVERYONE ITS TIME TO GET GRAPED you know what lets workshop that name a little more
Sonia isnt a huge fan of the dcor in the lounge. Monokumas eccentric taste would shock even an Indian WOAH WOAH WOAH calm the fuck down there lady hey I aint with her everyone.
Holy shit that racism came out of nowhere what the FUCK Sonia I thought you were cool?
Is eccentric taste in home dcor some sort of Indian stereotype I didnt know about? Like this is that weird old person racism where they say something you know is racist but you arent 60 so you dont even fully understand what the hell theyre talking about?
Mechamaru is standing in front of the bathrooms bemoaning the fact he cant take a good shit any more. On the plus side though you can get your oil changed for like $20 at Jiffy Lube.
There is something on the first floor called the Final Dead Room and we get some sort of ultimate weapon if we make it through the life-threatening game inside. Im sure this will be in no way connected to the case and it isnt suspicious or strange in any way.
Chiaki is standing around trying to figure out the mystery of why they made this the Strawberry building and not something like Tangerine or Apples. Chiaki we have like 100 different mysteries that are more important to solve than this one, get your act together lady.
While exploring we find a grape themed elevator and a grape themed door at the end of the big cylindrical room at the bottom of the first floor. Either there is some sort of grape house nearby or they ran out of strawberry themed objects at the last second and Monokuma had to make due with what was left.
Im now imaging this scene where the construction guys show up with an elevator door with a grape drawn on it and Monokuma is just like No, ugh, I said strawberry. I need a strawberry door. Look pal we didnt have no strawberry. We can just take this back if ya dont want it. Look, Ive got something going on in a week here, so whatever, fine. Just, just put in the grape door for now. Even Monokuma has no power over the strength of union laborers.
Everyone is gathered by the elevator because Monokuma is here and they all comment on how Monokuma has something he wants to say. Well, except for Akane who confusedly mutters something about how she thinks Fuyuhiko was trying to flirt with her which actually made me laugh out loud. Akane you big beautiful dope, go sit in the corner. Youre not going to be any help from here on out, I dont think.
Were taking the elevator to grape house! Man oh man do I hope that g is supposed to be there.
We take an elevator and Kazuichi comments on how it is super smooth and hes impressed. Akane hypothesizes the elevator isnt actually moving! Akane, what did I just say about sitting in the corner?
Grape house is essentially the same thing as strawberry house but grape-y. Monokuma needs a new interior decorator.
We also find the TRUE motive this time: there is no food in the funhouse. So if we dont kill someone well all starve to death. That seemsuh, lazy. Monokuma your motives this time suck, get your act together.
Hey theres a statue of Sakura here! Nice. It has a nameplate that says Ogre. Thats less nice.
We try to open our way into grape tower, but they make a big point about how long it takes for the door to open and how it doesnt open right away like Strawberry Tower. I feel like thats probably important but I cant possibly think of a reason why.
There is a Strawberry door in the back of the tower, but when Mechamaru goes to try it Chiaki shows up and does her best Phoenix Wright HOLD IT to stop the shenanagins.
Chiaki has figured out the funhouses structure! She gives Hajime a hint but were too dumb to figure it out. Try again with more hints. Actually, just say what it is.
Everyone shows up and rudely interrupts Chiaki. Akane is panicking because there is definitely no food. Kazuichis brilliant idea is to eat Gundhams hamsters. Dude weve been here five minutes, pull yourself together.
Sonia calls Kazuichi an imbecile. Hey lady great use of the word imbecile. Ive forgotten about that word but Ill make sure I use it tomorrow somehow.
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