Chapter 4 Daily Life Don't Call It A COMEBACK But I'm Already Enjoying This More Than Either Of The Last Two Chapters
Robo-Nekomaru (mechamaru?) is excited and hes here to party. The names NEKOMARU NIDAI!!! Ive been reborn in the rivers of hellllllllllllllll!!! No, Nekomaru, that was probably just Detroit.
No matter how you look at it, Im still me! *Insert WRONG TRUMP gif*
No matter how we look at itthis isnt you at all! Hajime get out of my head.
Nekomaru looks a bit like the robot devil to me for some reason.
Nekomaru is confused why everyone is looking at him weird. After all, hes just a giant robot wearing a leather jacket. Whats so weird about that, guys?
Sonia summarizes the situation better than I can: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hey guys if Monokuma can make a robot body for Nekomaru, what is to stop him from making an AI with Nekomarus personality? That makes more sense thanwhatever this is. Like I dont even know what this is supposed to be. Is Nekomarus brain in there somewhere? Or is this a frosty the snowman situation where Monokuma put Nekomarus jacket on the robot and it came to life?
Once again Akane gets mad and gets ready to attack Monokuma and once again Monokuma fires off a bazooka at her and once again Nekomaru gets in the way. Now Monokuma is going to have to rebuild him as a double robot.
Nekomaru completely no sells the bazooka shot and emerges from the smoke flexing and hip thrusting. Monokuma you might have messed up by making Nekomaru unkillable you realize.
Kazuichi is blown away by this technology. Can you let me disassemble you and show me your insides!? Why do I get the feeling this isnt the first time Kazuichi has said that to someone?
Hm so Nekomaru says if he gets disassembled he will die. This is going to come up at some point again I think.
Monokuma jumps in to loudly state that if Nekomaru dies in this state, it still counts as murder. Yup ok so this dude is dying 100% at some point.
Breakfast the next morning is totally normal. We all eat our breakfast while a giant, 9 foot metallic monster sits nearby talking about bowel movements he cant have.
Chiaki calls Nekomaru Mechamaru so that is 100% the name were going with from now on, right?
Kazuichi again wants to see Nekomarus insides and no he cant ask that in a less creepy way, he doesnt know how.
NOOOOOOO MEANS NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Again why do I have the feeling this isnt the first time someone has tearfully screamed this at Kazuichi?
Gudham and Nagito ignore the giant robot to ponder about what Mikan meant by her beloved. Gundham goes back to her parting words and they do seem to indicate that the person she was talking about is either dead or does not exist in this world as Gundham put it. This actually makes a lot of sense. So that might eliminate my theory as Hajime as the beloved, huh?
Mechamaru scolds us for believing the World Ender/Future Foundation organization actually exists. Theres obviously something wrong with you if you believe in something so unrealistic says the giant robot man that just finished eating his breakfast of my last shred of my suspension of disbelief. Obviously this is meant to be a joke. Ha ha guys very funny can we go back to the first games style of not having weird robot characters?
Nagito wants to find the traitor that is working for the Future Foundation. That sounds just like something someone who is trying to hide the fact they are the traitor would say!
Nagito points out that he is terrible and no one would ever want him in their group. You know he actually makes a good point
Now Nagito theorizes that it must be me, Hajime! Why? Because Im the one people least suspect. FOOL! Anyone with half a brain would suspect the person you least suspect first. Which is why I know the traitor isPhyllis. The person I most medium-ly suspect.
Actually using Dwights theory my order of suspicion from most to least would probably be Hajime Sonia Fuyuhiko - Kazuichi Gundham - Chiaki - Akane Nagito Nekomaru, meaning the culprit must beGUNDHAM TANAKA. I knew it!
If were basing this on an outsider hiding among a group of Ultimates, Hajime should be doubted right away. Dang I actually forgot about that part of it. Okay, okay. Fuyuhiko can 100% be removed from that list because he was in the Twilight Syndrome murder case thing and is confirmed as actually going to the school. So that changes my list up to Hajime Sonia Kazuichi Gundham Chiaki Akane Nagito Nekomaru Fuyuhiko. So the real culprit is CHIAKI I FORGOT YOUR LAST NAME BECAUSE YOU NEVER YELL IT LIKE A WEIRDO. I knew it!
Sonia and Mechamaru want us to stop fighting about this because it is dumb to argue over and also Nagito is being a crazy person. Mechamaru tries to stop the tension by showing us his new function: his eyes dispense Cola. no that isnt a joke.
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME RIGHT NOW?
Monomi shows up to comment on Mechamarus changes and everyone yells at her to go away because she sucks. Ill kill you until you die from it, you stupid rabbit! I really like that threat for some reason.
Monomi is like hey guys I opened an island for you lets explore!!!!! and everyone points out that going to new islands just keeps getting people killed so she can bugger off. Good thinking guys.
Monokuma shows up and promises info on the Future Foundation, our student profiles, and ship parts on the new island if we just go explore it. Hey guys we should definitely trust the homicidal bear that keeps getting our friends killed.
We cross the bridge to the new island and findAH ITS DISNEY WORLD RUN EVERYONE RUNNNNN
Theres a train to a funhouse that Monokuma says we can all ride if we assemble together in front of it. Ok cool so lets ever do that, it is clearly a trap.
Theres a rollercoaster here that Monokuma says we can ride in a bit once hes done fixing it. Ok cool so lets never do that either because it is also clearly a trap.
Mechamaru shows us another new feature which isA CLOCK IN HIS CHEST. He can now finally achieve his dream of becoming Flava Flav now.
So the clock is tied to his body and keeps super accurate time and cannot be altered. So Mechamaru is 100% going to die and this clock is going to record his precise time of death, right?
I am a Time LordI am able to sense the passage of time Yeah we can all do that Mechamaru. Sensing time passing doesnt make you a time lord it just means you are a person. Could you not sense the passage of time before?
Apparently Monokuma and Monomi are terrified of mice and cannot go into the big castle here because of the mice decorations. Quick, everyone, lets hide in a Chuck-E-Cheese!
After checking things out we all gather at the rollercoaster because Monokuma promised us a prize if we ride it together. Hey dumb dumbs his prizes have all been us getting murdered related up until now maybe we should just not, eh?
Gundham says hes been to an amusement park beforeIN HELL. Sonia, sweet innocent Sonia, takes him seriously and asks to come with. He says he needs the blood of a virgin to be offered up as sacrifice, and Sonia is sad because that means her blood cannot be used. OH BABY. Hey Gundham I think youd have better luck with Kazuichi, man.
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