Hajimes gone limp! I can assure you that I think hes having the opposite problem.
Mikan claims she came to wake me but accidentally fell asleep. No need to hide your feelings from Hajime, baby. Hes a love machine that can handle multiple midnight boob suffocations.
Nagito has been successfully nursed back to health. Oh. Yay
Well, nursed back to health. I go to check on him and hes muttering something crazy about two Ibukis forming a band called the Veronicas. It still makes more sense than 95% of the things hes said this game.
The transmission light is on. Apparently someone got there early and WAIT WAIT WHAT IS THIS.
It looks like the scene from a snuff film, and the camera kicks on to show a rope and a stepladder. A person wearing a bag over their head and a hospital gown wanders on to the stage and slowly climbs the ladder up to the noose. Hey, game, tone it down a bit. This is fucking dark, even for you.
Speaking of dark, literally the next sentence after I typed that the lights go out and Hajime cant see whats going on. GAME GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Hajime runs out to go to the music venue, but as soon as he leaves the hospital the body announcement alarm goes off. WELP. Oh wait it was just the normal morning announcement and Im a big dumb dumb. Its not my fault! They sound similar!
Double welp, nevermind. I get to the music venue and there is a body hanging from the rafters. WHO IS IT? DONT BE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I LIKE PLEASE
Hajime notices it is unnaturally hot in the Titty Typhoon. This will be a clue later. Someone must be farting continuously behind the counter.
We run to get help from the motel, and Gunham starts acting weird and telling Chiaki I am just making the thing about the body up. I cant tell if this is normal Gundham weird or SUSPICIOUS murderer Gundham weird yet though. Chiaki ignores the crazy person and follows me anyway.
We run into Mikan and Fuyuhiko who tell us that Ibuki is missing from the hospital. Uhso we got a good news bad news type of situation here guys. The good news is I found Ibuki. I dont want to tell you the bad news just yet but come with me to Titty Typhoon.
HAHAHA I was joking about that whole hey guys just follow me to the Titty Typhoon I want to show you something but that is literally what Hajime does. Everyone is standing outside like what is inside and is Ibuki in there and "why does it smell like hot air and corpse" and rather than telling HIS FRIENDS hey guys you need to prepare yourself for the limp hanging body of one of our friends, he kicks the door open and holds their eyes open Bird Box style. Like, dude, give them some warning so no one faints at least.
The door to the music venue is locked. Thatis weird. It wasnt locked like a minute ago. Unless Hajime locked it behind him so the corpse wouldnt escape.
Fuyuhiko wants to break down the door and Chiaki says that might not work because two of them are girls. Im more concerned about the baby sized man with a still bleeding stomach wound, but sure, Chiaki. Its the girls thing holding us back.
The door budges the first time they all charge. Fuyuhiko is like oh hey maybe this will be easy and Chiaki adds yeah even with two girls here! Wow shes really caught up on that. We get it, Chiaki, you think women are weak and suck, but we dont have time to listen to your MRA podcast we have a door to open.
WHAT? HIYOKO? HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOKO
No seriously that sucks. I liked her. And she definitely was not there like two minutes ago. Right? Hajime wouldnt miss a second corpse in the room?
If she wasnt though, what kind of super speed serial killer had the chance to murder her and duct tape her body to that pole? Like I was gone for a minute! Either Hajime is blind or the killer is Sonic.
Oh wait. OH WAIT. A DOUBLE MURDER
Holy shit I called this guys. I CALLED THIS. This game is mirroring the first game for some reason. I...don't know what this means. Hold me give me a second to think. This means something though. This is past the point of coincidence now. We're replaying some sort of mirrored version of the first game.
...but why? What is going on? I HAVE NO CLUE BUT I'M EXCITED TO FIND OUT.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."