Gundham says its cool and not to worry because Even Iattend to the needs of my Four Dark Devas of Destruction. Yo. Gundham. Respectfully. What the fuck does that mean?
Like he just admitted to masturbating hamsters I think?
Hiyoko: Hey, is this stupid conversation going to last much longer? Hiyoko, once again, you are my voice this game.
Kazuichi: Is Mikangonna attend to *all* of Nagitos need!? Kazuichi apparently has only seen nurses in porn and thinks everyone there gets handjobs on demand.
Hiyoko suggests quarantining the sickees in the hospital and Hajime acts like shes talking about incinerating all of them. I thought this was going to be the plan from the beginning. Like, duh, guys. Its contagious and makes people go crazy.
It is decided that Fuyuhiko and Hajime will stay at the hospital while Hiyoko, Chiaki, Sonia, Gundham and Kazuichi go to stay at the hotel. Im writing all that down because a killing is absolutely going to happen soon and who is where is going to be important.
I guess Im not entirely clear what were doing at the hospital. Like, I get why we shoved the sick people here. But what are we going to do with them? We cant cure them because this is a made up pretend super disease that doesnt make sense. So were just waiting for a killing to happen maybe?
Hajime wakes up and Mikan is cuddling him in bed and her skirt is hiked up to her chest. Phew. Mikan is still showing off her butt at every opportunity. Shes acting normal, at least.
Apparently there wasnt another bed which is why Mikan climbed in with Hajime. That doesnt mean you can climb on top of me! ThenIll be on bottom next time! HAJIME DONT YOU MESS THIS UP WITH YOUR AWKWARDNESS SHE HAS A CLEAR LADY BONER FOR YOU
Fuyuhiko shows up all sweaty to yell at us. I really hope he wasnt masturbating in the hallway.
Apparently Nagto is in trouble! He may not be breathing! Gasp! Ohhok! Fuyuhiko you go down there and check on him! Well be right behind you! So hey Mikan where were we baby?
Nagito is barely breathing and now Monokuma shows up all sweaty. Either hes worried Nagito might die or he was also peeping on Mikan and Hajime.
We leave Mikan to tend to Nagito because the goods arrived. I wonder if Fuyuhiko is running some cocaine on the side. Itd explain Gundhams personality, at least.
The goods are actually video chat system Kazuichi put together. Cool! They even have a little picture show up for it when theyre describing it to me so I know this is going to be a clue somehow coming up. They also set up all these rules for how it only reaches the music venue and how people will come and check on it thirty minutes after every Monokuma announcement. Ok, item with a big flashing neon clue sign, I will remember all these things.
Apparently, there is some rule that only one person can stay for every person in urgent care. What kind of stupid arbitrary rule is this, Monokuma? If Mikan gets killed because of this Im going to lose my shit. THIS IS GARBAGE MONOKUMA DONT KILL MY GIRLFRIEND
The next day Nagito is even closer to death. Stop. Dont. Come back.
The communication system is still working, and even Monomi is chilling on the other side because shes afraid of the disease. Which is dumb because she is some sort of animatronic rabbit from Chuck-e-Cheese and not a person that can catch an illness. Every time Monomi talks, someone somewhere gives into despair.
The entire day is literally skipped and Fuyuhiko comments It feels likea lot of stuff got skipped over and now its nighttime already ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Hajime goes to check on Nagito and scares Mikan by accident. Please dont surprise me! I almost got wet! "Yes, Ican have that effect on women", Hajime says, slicking back his hair. "Maybe we can talk about that...back at my place", Hajime says, pouring a class of wine.
Hajime and Mikan flirt a little bit more and Im a bit worried theyre going to start making out over Nagitos corpse.
Hajime returns to his cabin to go to sleep and has a dream where he is in some classroom and a bunch of shadowy figure comment on how someone doesnt deserve to be there and makes it sound like that someones parents are just paying the academy. Hajime is apparently the Ultimate Entitled Brat Whose Parents Buy Him Everything.
Hajime listens to all of this and goes "Gee WHO could they POSSIBLY be talking about wonder wonder think think ponder ponder." You. You idiot, they're talking about you.
YAWN. Time to wake up and oh hey half naked Mikan again. Damn, Hajime, your magnetism literally drew Mikan from the hospital for some late night cuddles. I hope we get back to the hospital and Nagito is dead and we have to explain to everyone how my sex appeal literally killed a man.
Hajime again kicks Mikan out of bed beause hes a LAME and is having a hard time breathing with Mikans tatas covering his face.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."