Chapter 3 Daily Life Thoughts, Concerns, and Takes So Hot They'll Melt Your Face
Hiyoko is planning something weird in the kitchen. Oh cool she waited all of five minutes after Mahirus death to snap. I expect to see Mikans head on a platter when we arrive for breakfast the next morning.
Oh its actually something even more unsettling. Hiyoko has built a horrific shrine to Mahiru complete with her pictures and cow skulls. So, uhwhere did you get those cow skulls from, Hiyoko? Dont think thats something they stock in the supermarket.
Hiyoko is like isnt it cuuuuuuuuuute I dont know who made it but they are sure awesome. Everyone else has a slightly different reaction that involves urine and their pants.
There is some sort of weird black energy emanating from the skulls so it is possible Hiyoko unintentionally summoned a demon. Or maybe all those candles were placed too close to the tablecloth. This is definitely not up to code.
Hiyoko tearfully reveals she did and that she just wanted to make sure Mahiru understood she wasnt alone even if she was up in heaven. OH HIYOKO STOP TUGGING AT MY HEARTSTRINGS.
I really hope Hiyoko doesnt turn crazy because I am becoming quite attached to her. This would be a much more interesting character arc than Fuyuhiko literally murdered someone and was about to murder a second person whateverhislastnameis.
Chiaki says were all splendid and is happy were all finding the best in each other. THANKS MOM.
Hajime apparently read ahead in the script and says a situation was brewing that will be the trigger for a truly horrible and atrocious incident. Hopefully its just Hiyokos BO again and not murder.
Monomi shows up to brag about how she defeated another Monobeast. Awesome, Monomi, I cant wait to see what things await for us on this new island that will somehow lead to our death this time.
Lets all get along and live peacefully as friends Monomi says, still covered in blood from the last execution. Yeah, Monomi, I think that ship sailed after Byakuya got shish kebobD to death.
Hey guys, uh, why are we just letting Nagito wander around? He hasnt turned un-crazy yet and it would make me feel much better if we found another closet to stuff him into.
We all go and explore the new third island. The first building I see is called Titty Typhoon. Oh cool found the strip club. Im worried were going to run into the male equivalent Cock Cyclone just down the street.
The ambience is completely different compared to the previous islands Hajime says, staring directly at Titty Typhoon. Yeah, could be hill. Or maybe its all the houses. Or I suppose it could be the giant neon TITTY staring you in the face.
First building I check is the abandoned hospital. Mikan sprouts up from the ground to yell HAJIME in an effort to make me pee my pants. She apparently needed to tell me this hospital is WEIRD. Why? Well, theres no doctors, nurses, or patients. Wow that is weird. Its almost like this island might be abandoned or something.
There are weird ghostly handprints all over the hospital windows and Im a little worried this third island might be Silent Hill.
Time to check out Titty Typhoon, which claims to be a music venue. Yeah, sure. My favorite music venue around my house is called Strip Club. Great tunes.
I try to enter but it takes me to a parking lot first. Clearly this is going to be where the murder occurs if it takes two full screens to get inside.
Ibuki is waiting inside and is so excited to see a music venue that she starts repeating all her lines of dialogue twice. This isnt annoying at all! This isnt annoying at all!
Behind the bar are neon signs saying Beer Tequilla and Titty. Yeah, Ill take a shot of tequila and a round of titties, please.
This must be the fabled disco! Sonia yells. Apparently her kingdom is the 1970s.
It is where hip youngsters wear feather fans and tight clothes as they dance their go-gos and lambada! Oh, Sonia. You please dont die either, youre too adorable.
There is a storage room here too and theres like twenty things inside I can inspect. Oh, so this actually is where the murder is taking place this chapter, huh?
There is something that controls the baton lighting that I can inspect too. Cool, now I just need to figure out what the hell baton lighting is and Ill be set.
Next we check out a dirty old hotel, which Hiyoko says looks like my house. OH YEAH WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED, AND THEYRE RUNNING OUT OF YOU.
Hiyoko tricks Akane to check out the inside of the hotel and then tells us the age-old phrase Praise a fool, and you may make him useful. Ah yes, I think Benjamin Franklin said that. Right after Nothing beats a good French hoooker and my name is Benjamin Franklin.
This has an empty parking lot that you have to go to first as well, so maybe I was too quick on my whole Titty Typhoon parking lot theory. Island 3 is just the empty lot leading to a building island, apparently.
There is a weird alleyway full of old electronic devices. One of the stores here contains a bunch of stuff for secret recordings. Man, oh, man are we lucky Teruteru is dead or hed have the place emptied out by now.
Kazuichi knows a creepy amount about them, then makes things even more creepy by complaining how lucky Monokuma is that he gets to see Sonia in secret. Ok, time to hide all the recording equipment, everybody.
After Hajime asks Kazuichi if wanting to take electronics apart is normal: Hell yeah! Its like, if you have the hots for a chick, you want to take off her clothes, right? Werid anaology but ok, I guess- And you wanna check out her bone structure, right? Um, not really what are you even talking- Like her ribs? Danger. Or where parts of her bones stick out, right?! DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER
Kazuichi has killed before and likely will have killed again by the time I finish typing out this sentence.
Theres a file on one of the laptops here that is basically called Danganronpa 1 plot summary.exe and details the events of the first game. Apparently the whole tragic most terrible event in human history originated when the reserve students at Hopes Peak were tired of being treated differently than the primary department. Who the hell even makes up the reserve department? They already let in people like Ultimate Fanfic Author and Ultimate Gamer. Are the reserves like Ultimate Cat Petter and Ultimate Carrying All The Grocies In One Trip-er?
Monokuma shows up and is like Weird you dont remember the reserves you specifically should remember hint hint. Aw heck am I the Ultimate Reserve Student? Was Hajime the riot starter that wound up ending the world? DONT LEAVE ME HANGING MONOKUMA.
He leaves me hanging. Jerk.
I go to the theater and now he has a movie he wants to show me which DEFINITELY is not the next motive. Oh, well if it isnt the next motive Ill-HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE, YOU. Not falling for that one, no sir.
Hajime figures out a way around it by just refusing to watch it. Monokuma says thats cool as long as I buy his special sticker for 1.5 million dollars and Hajime agrees. Ultimate terrible consumer, am I right?
Nagito bursts out of the theater and goes on a rant about how its the worst thing hes ever seen. Monokuma must be showing Cats.
Sonia runs over to tell me there is something URGENT I need to see in the hospital, and then goes on a two minute aside about her favorite Japanese medical drama. Guess it wasnt that urgent.
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