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Suprak's Post Deadly Life Chapter 2 Power Rankings
16. Byakuya

15. Teruteru

14. Mahiru

13. Peko Supraks STONE COLD LOCK to be the killer. Probably. I dunnothere is something not right about her. She was weirdly quiet during the investigation, we had her show up completely wet and claiming she was just out for an innocent swim, Akanes scene makes it clear that window is important and Peko looks the most like a secret ninja, and other stuff too but lists are always best in three so Ill stop there. She doesnt appear to be connected to the incident in any waybut likeI'm like 99% sure it's her.

12. Fuyuhiko I feel like this is who the game wants me to think it is, so clearly it cant be him, right? Hes probably guy F in the game seeking revenge for his sister by killing girl E. It would make since for it to be him then, especially since he was wandering around the beach at the time, but likeits too obvious. Is it? It is. .is it?

11. Sonia She is pushing that stupid serial killer thing way too hard. LikeOH JEEZ GUYS MAYBE IT WAS A SERIAL KILLER THAT ONLY I EVER HEARD OF RIGHT NOT SOMEONE ON THE ISLAND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? Nah, man. Youre trying to trick me. The game wouldnt be so dumb to rehash the whole secret serial killer thing again. If there were two damn separate serial killer enrolled in Hopes Peak, then whoever the dean is needs to be fired out of a cannon into the sun because he is trying to get kids killed. Still, shes my outside chance of a killer if the game did something clever and tricked me somehow.

10. Nekomaru Im having a hard time remembering if he was even around for the investigation portion. Usually hes all walking around shouting stuff like I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT NGGGGGGGGH but he was surprisingly quiet this time. Mustve finally got some fiber in his diet. He clearly isnt the killer this time around because he couldnt have escaped through the window since hes the size of a small tractor. Im thinking his time is just about up though. Big strong guy is too big and strong to not be the victim at some point. Watch your back next time youre taking a dump, man.

9. Hiyoko I am officially 100% positive that Hiyoko isnt the killer. The game basically pointed an arrow directly to her face. There were gummies in the closet OOOOOOO. The footprints matched her feet OOOOOO. She wrote a secret note about meeting Mahiru OOOOOOOOO. Its too much. The game is trying to frame her and I WONT HAVE IT. In games like this, it is never the most obvious suspect. Its also never the least obvious suspect, because anyone with half a brain would suspect them first. Which is why I know the killer this time isPhyllis. With Mahiru dead now, I think Hiyoko might snap. Best friends dying usually doesnt do good things for the mental well being of people that enjoy crushing ants for fun.

8. Gundham Ugh I just felt bad for Gundham this chapter. Ill admit though I did start to smile when he spent the entire case so far following us around and moping he wasnt invited to the pool party in his weird Gundham speak. I mean, yeah, Gundham, no offense because you're cool and all but obviously we arent inviting the weirdo that carries his hamsters around everywhere to a pool party. Anyone watch Its Always Sunny? Gundham at a pool party is like the McPoyles at the bar when Dennis and Mac are trying to get girls to take their tops off.

7. Ibuki Involved in the case, but like not really. Shes just here for the party, man. I initially had Ibuki in the survivor category this time, but I realized I only had ladies besides Hajime and I cant imagine that being the case so I randomly threw here in as one of the final victims because: 1) she isnt the helpful tutorial character, 2) she isnt the fanservice/forensic character, 3) she isnt the athlete with clown breasts. Shes just a fun sort of weirdo, and fun sort of weirdos quite frequently end up with a knife in their back sometime before we get to the real meat of the story. Sorry, Ibuki. KEEP ON ROCKING OUT WHILE YOURE HERE.

6. Nagito Still a jerk. Wandering around like a loon. Hes a really fun villain, dont get me wrong. I like the chaos he adds to the game, and when Monomi untied him I was like OH SNAP NOW THINGS GOT SERIOUS. But hes obviously not making it to the end. You dont let the villain get out alive. You have him go out in a blaze of glory at the very end. Duh.

5. Kazuichi He just wanted to see some T and A. Poor guy never wanted this. HE NEVER WANTED THIS. Have you ever wanted to see a woman naked so bad someone else randomly died? This is what happens when you try and spy on girls in bikinis, folks. It drives people to murder. I feel like me and Kazuichi are bros now due to our Porkys style shenanagins, so were going to cruise to the end looking for chicks together.

4. Akane I mean she did show up to the diner covered in blood so she should probably be a suspect too, right? Like Hiyoko though, I just cant see her having done it. She wasnt tied in to the weird video game thing, shes kind of a dummy, she helped me investigate the bathroom to lead to that secret window thing. Shes probably cool. I cant imagine her being savvy enough to pull off a murder at any point, honestly. Shed start and then be like OH MAN HAMBURGERS and just snack for a while.

3. Chiaki Clearly going to be my investigative partner now this game. Youve killed Byakuya. Youve killed Mahiru. Shes literally the only smart character left. PLEASE DONT TAKE HER FROM ME. Although if the pattern keeps up shell be next and by the end of the game the only people left in the final case will be buying instant lottery tickets and watching old episodes of the Kardashians while I do all the investigating.

2. Hajime Hajime is a pretty solid lead so far. Better thanMakoto? I remember every single characters name from the first game besides the lead and Im too lazy to go look it up even though I feel like I already did like a week ago because I realized I forgot. I feel like Hajime is actually doing things and thinking and not just waiting for some purple haired detective lady to tell him what hes doing wrong along the way.

1. Mikan Mikan deserves some sort of medal because she made it through an entire case without once accidentally texting everyone a picture of her butthole. She also gave me a couple of important clues and continues to be not useless. Of course, considering how this game likes to treat not useless characters and how my Suprak power rankings have gone so far, this probably means shell be dead by the next case.

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