The next day we see Fuyuhiko making his way back to his cabin. He is carrying a weird folder and when Hajime asks if he went to play the game, he soils himself and knocks over the block tower he was building. Then he threatens me again. It is like getting threatened by a particularly small kitten.
Mahiru is making breakfast for Nagito in the restaurant, and shes worried how long theyre going to keep him tied up for. This brings up a more concerning point: how does he poop? Did they give him a bucket? Is someone helping him? Is he soiling himself? HOW DOES HE POOP? #poopgate #whataretheyhiding #countthevote
Hajime, on Nagito: As if a black poison was falling from his mouth every time he spoke, filling his surroundings with darkness Yeah, that was the feeling I was getting, too, and I absolutely love this description. I feel like this whole scene is an anime version of Clarice meeting with Hannibal Lector. QUID PRO QUO, HAJIME.
Nagito also seemed to know that Mahiru was going to excuse herself to go dosomething. Welp, thats worrisome. He changes the subject and for some reason Hajime forgets to bring it up again even though something is clearly up.
After free time with Hiyoko, Hajime decides its time he plays the game. Every time he meets someone on the way he panics and offers a weird explanation to for being out of bed so late, except for Mahiru who is even more suspicious than him. Dunno what shes up to, but she is clearly either the murderer or murdered this chapter.
Hajime plays the game and gives it a very bad review. Monokuma is clearly a better torturer than a game designer. Its about some girls and one of the girls dies and then another one dies and then it says game over down five. Whatever man, I cant wait to post a review of this on GameFAQs.
The next morning Mikan says were lucky its sunny or it would be a waste, then gets super weird and was like WASTE WHO SAID WASTE I SAID SMASTE. Uh huh. Maybe Mikan is the murderer this time.
Uh oh Mahiru is missing. Shes definitely dead already lets just not look for her guys. Oh wait Akane already saw her sulking away outside the mansion. I take it back, shes the murderer!
Kazuichi wants to secretly meet me at the supermarket at 2:30. Probably needs someone to help him lug back the enormous bottles of soda.
Free time is interesting this time. I can only hang out with five possible characters. I feel like maybe this is a clue. It was Nekomaru (who was my choice) and four others (who I forgot to write down). Dunno why everyone else was unavailable. Ill just assume theyve all been murdered for now.
Actually the girls are all going for a secret swim and Kazuichi needs my help crashing it. That sounds less perverted than I thought, actually! I thought he was going to ask for my help burying him in the sand so he could spy on them, but this is fairly normal. Aw yeah killing the pervert character first.
Hajime finally agrees because after that man nut scene, it is pretty clear he is down with lady oogling. Kazuichi is excited. Yaaahooooo! Thats my Hajime! Thats how a soul brother should act! Hajime and Kazuichi are now bonded for life by their shared interest in women in bikinis.
Gundham is waiting for us at the bridge and it is clear he wants to hang out with us but is too awkward and Gunham-y to say so. I talk to him like eight times hoping video game Hajime gets the hint to invite him, but he is a jerk and leaves him behind with his hamsters.
Oh wait theres going to be a murder. Were staking out a spot in front of the beach to wait for them, but in reality we are making a locked door sort of scenario. NOOOOO BUT MAH SUNBATHING LADIES. Kazuichi is going to be crushed. My money is on Mahiru shes been acting all mopey.
Haha as soon as the girls show up Kazuichi basically blurts out his plan. Hes like oh weird you guys are bikinis I MEAN HERE lets go to the beach I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Hajime says hes bad at this, and I solemnly shake my head in agreement.
Also Fuyuhiko was there but then he wasnt. Disappeared. Or maybe hes standing behind a shrub hes a very tiny man.
Kazuichi brings me a matching speedo. I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS I DIDNT AGREE TO ANY OF THIS
Hiyoko is sprinting away in tears from the beach house. Uh oh. UH OH.
Chiaki shows up in her swimsuit and everyone forgets about the girl sobbing that just ran past them because there are boobs now. COME ON GUYS FORGET THE BOOBS THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER
Kazuichi starts loudly shouting about Chiakis jugs, then blame it on me. Some wingman, bro.
UmAkane shows up covered in blood. Jeez, easiest mystery weve ever solved. Can we skip to the punishment yet? She claims Nekomaru did it to her during a sparring match. SUUUUUURE, LIAR.
Peko shows up covered in water and claims she was trying to swim to a different island for three hours but couldnt find them. What about the other three islands like a couple hundred feet away LIAR. Maybe Peko is the murderer.
Sonia shows up latein a wetsuit. MORE LIKE MURDER SUIT WHY WERE YOU LATE MURDERER?!?!
Hajime is surrounded by girls in swimsuits and thinks it would be better to go help Kazuichi set up towels and umbrellas. Bro. BRO.
Hajime hears a body discovering announcement. UH OH. Then he refuses to believe it and decides its no big deal to check the beach house where he just heard screaming coming from. Yeah, because the first one you already heard was just a hilarious prank.
MAHIRU NOOOOO. I kinda saw this coming halfway through the chapter but I'm still bummed because she was pretty cool.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."