Oh jeez who let Nagito go into a crazy monologue? Also, you defined the word admiration with admiration, so I dont think that counts.
He really, really wants someone to kill him. Hes like real Junko levels of comic book supervillain, I love it.
Hiyoko: Still I understand about Mr. Ham Hands, but is there even a reason for us to be sad about Teruterus death. I mean the girl raises a good point maybe we should let her speak.
This debate about whether or not we should feel sad about Teruterus death interrupted by Hiyokos putrid body odor. She isnt taking showers apparently. How has no one noticed this before right now?
Whoa were like where is Nagito and Nekomaru is like I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT KISS HIM IM NOT WEIRD NO YOURE WEIRD MAN. Whats with the random outburst, crazy person?
Monomi apparently defeated one of those weird mechanical monsters for us. Aw yeah more island to explore.
Mahiru wants to go explore the new island, but Hiyoko insists they go wash each other. Phew, almost went a full five minutes without fanservice I thought my eyes were going to fall out due to boredom.
Hajime has a weird break down where he blurts out about man nuts and his urges and he goes to watch Mahiru and Hiyoko shower. Ive seen porn where the sex scenes are better integrated into the plot than this. Here it is just like murder talk murder talk murder talk VAGINA murder talk murder talk. Give me some heads up, I might be playing this in public, man.
Talking to Fuyuhiko is like getting shaken down by a five year old for my lunch money only Im twenty six and could shove him in a nearby trash can if I wanted to. He sort of has Byakuyas arrogance from the first game, but his design is so weird I cant take him seriously. Hes a jerk to me in the diner and I give him a noogie so hell shut up.
Nekomarua and Akane are training because first thing you do when you find a new island to explore is start fighting for fun. Nekomaru wins handily and hes like jeez you cant even beat a mere trainer. Dude youre like 200 pounds heavier and a foot taller than her give her a break.
There is this weird scene where Monomi talks about how changing in the beach house is against the rules and Monokuma shows up with a gun to shoot the rule breaker. BOLD SUPRAK PREDIX: Kazuichi will trick someone into changing in the pool house, getting them killed.
Hajime walks into an enormous library and has the thought Its probably a library jeez what gave it away?
Ugh Sonia finds a magazine talking about Genocide Jack. WHY I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH HERRRRRRRR. How rude, game.
There is then a ten minutes aside on Sparkling Justice, a serial killer who only kills criminals. If this game reuses the whole oops there is also a serial killer here too, sorry angle I will actually cry. Sonia is super into it too. Likeweirdly into it.
Oh wow Sonia has more information. Something something this island might actually be an artificial construct made to look like Jabberwock Island. Then shes like nah thats crazy but Monokuma shows up to confirm it and blame it on the evil organization and other mysterious stuff that wont be answered until chapter 6. What a jerk.
There is an ancient ruin here that Chiaki finds that looks just like Hopes Peak Academy, and Hajime convinces himself it is just a coincidence. Oh yeah sure, I know tons of ancient civilizations that built buildings to look like futuristic boarding schools.
There is some futuristic door with symbols drawn on it and both Monokuma and Monomi show up to be like uh door what door pay no attention to the door who here wants to do somersaults. Something is up with this door for sure.
Apparently even Monokuma and Monomi cant enter that door. INTERSTING. Monomi is surprised and says that Monokuma must be just like her and gets rocket punched to the moon before she can finish who that and is supposed to be. DOUBLE INTERESTING. Perhaps one person here is also some sort of weird robot? They'll rip off their mask and reveal another small bi-color creature underneath?
Monokuma then tells us about World Ender, the group of extremely uncreative terrorists that wanted to end the world and did so. We see a city that looks like Superman just fought supervillain up and down every street and Monokuma tells us the world has already ended by the time the game starts. Jeez, what a downer.
Nobody believes it (naturally it sounds crazy), but Monokuma insists they are the final boss. Im like 85% sure that the traitor that works for World Ender is actually me, mr. convenient memory loss.
We meet for breakfast and find out the reason that Kazuichi and Nekomaru have been acting weird. They tied up Nagito and hid him in the old mansion so he cant do anything crazy. Thatactually seems like a good idea. Why were you hiding this?
The beach house is 100% going to be the murder scene. Theres like twenty things to look at here.
More free time with Akane. She says she knows an awesome place to eat and drags me toAHHHH ITS THE STORAGE ROOM SHES GOING TO EAT ME
Now Monokuma calls us to the park with a BIG SURPRISE and like two thirds of the cast cant figure out what it is in spite of the enormous screen taking up half the park that wasnt there before. Mikan, Chiaki, and Mahiru really are our only hope here so hopefully they dont die anytime soon otherwise well get trapped here when no one can open their doors.
Monokuma reveals he is an indie game developer and Im starting to consider the possibility he is actually Phil Fish.
Hiyoko: I wanna play games about riddle-solving professors or collecting cute monsters. Damn, Hiyoko, high five for good gaming tastes. Also, it is pretty hilarious that both games they referenced are Nintendo titles. I mean, I know the Vita library is pretty thin but you couldnt throw it a bone here, Hiyoko?
Hiyoko: But adventure games are boring and tedious to play, right? I take it back, gimme back those cool points. This game has so much self referential humor its insane. It might be the most meta game Ive played.
Monokuma says this game is the next motive for killing people. He apparently went to the Gone Home school of game design. We all debate whether or not we should play it for a while.
Chiaki: Motive or otherwise, it doesnt matterI wont let another killing happen. Damn Chiaki just marked herself for death. I liked her, too.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."