Improved Hangmans Gambit you motherfuckers better be using that word IRONICALLY because I hate this. You know what isnt fun? Waiting thirty seconds for the letter you need to actually appear. Also, either you know the word and youre just slowly waiting for the game to finish or you dont and you have to kind of guess from the letters youre getting. Either way isnt fun.
I have to select Gundham as the person who knows how to get under the floorboards, and when you scroll past Teruteru the expression on his face can only be described as pants shitting terror. Its a nice touch. Thats what you get for killing a vastly superior character, you scum.
Hiyoko: There he goes blabbing about power and crapYoure ridiculous! Youre just a breeder, yknow! That sounds like something youd find on the r/childless subreddit, but Ill let that go for now.
All attention now turns to Fuyuhiko as the only guy who wasnt at the party and Mahiru does a killer Fuyuhiko impression where she makes him sound like a total IDIOT. Thats why you get when you act like a child, baby Mafioso.
Fuyuhiko: Im not the killer. Mahiru: You said you could kill earlier. Fuyuhiko: BITCH ILL KILL YOU FROM UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS. Paraphrased, but pretty close to the actual conversation here. Fuyuhiko you dummy that might not be the best retort at the moment.
I do really like how consent was added this time so youre not just trying to disprove things. I remember this working well during my initial partial playthrough, and it definitely stands out as a major improvement this time as well.
I dont quite know why this portable stove was needed. There is a single hallway connecting the kitchen to the storage room. Just follow the hallway all the way to the door and theres no need for any portable stove shenanagins.
I dont think this portable stove theory is as airtight as Hajime seems to think it is. He says it has to be the source of lightbut couldnt someone have hidden a flashlight somewhere? Or followed the wall like I said before? There was no conclusive proof that the portable stove had to be a light source. Just that it could, theoretically have been a light source.
Well Teruteru went full Cajun. Clearly this means he is the person who murdered that crawdad er I mean human.
Teruteru: Oooh I was born n West Azabu and raised n South Aoyama! I dont know enough about Japanese geography to know if this is supposed to be a hilarious joke like if you hear someone with a southern accent say well boy howdy I am from the south side of Chicago I tell ya what. But Im guessing it is supposed to be something like that.
Oh hahahaha this is why Mikans vagina is a clue. How surprisingly clever. Ok, I will take back what I said and declare that scene only 99% fanservice then.
Undone by his own perviness! Which, as it so turns out, is the way most prevents tend to be undone, honestly.
OH NO NOT MORE SPELLING! MONOKUMA I CHOOSE DEATH JUST END THIS
Teruterus curse he yells out as hes defeated is Avrillavigne!!! which is something Im going to start yelling too
Fuyuhiko: Hes just saying random shit to fuck with us! OHHHH whyd he have to go and make things so complicated?
Oh. That silly mini-rhythm game returns too. Is there any weird genre the game wont try to cram in here to get in the way of the fun?
Akane is going to eat the entire thing to see if there is an iron skewer hidden inside. Seems like a bad idea considering the iron skewer is coated in blood and the meat on the bone has been sitting there for like four hours now and is probably cold and hard and gross. But I guess Akane needs to find some way to be useful, too.
Chiaki: Hey NagitoIm sorry but can you just be quiet. Ooh sassy Chiaki best Chiaki.
And the comic book mini-game makes an appearance. I dont hate this one, but it is just kinda boring. Again, anything that takes me further away from the nonstop debates is going to be something I probably dont like as much.
Of course this comic has a Peko on the toilet picture. LET THE POOR WOMAN HAVE SOME DIGNITY, GAME!
OH. Thats what a portable stove is. I call those things hot plates. I was imagining like this actual stove you could carry around. Like an easy bake oven but a little bigger. This makes way more sense.
Wow I do not remember Teruteru straight up bawling like this. Makes me feel a little bad for him. Did any of the killers in the last game sob when they got caught? Definitely not Sakura. Definitely not Celeste. I dont remember Leon or Mondo crying either. Interesting touch here.
Teruteru saying he was only trying to save us by stopping Nagito rings hollow. Because if you killed him instead we all still die if you get away with it. You know what couldve helped instead? You going hey guys Nagito hid a knife someone should probably grab it.
Nagito: See, isnt it typical that if you face a strong enemy, you will become even stronger yourself? Which meansthe stronger the despair you face, the stronger everyones hope will become, right? Iwant to see that brightness. And in order to see it, Im going to become everybodys stepping stone. I think Nagito is going to be a really fun antagonist this game. And it is interesting to have him out in the open like this.
Monokuma says it doesnt matter if it was accidental or in self defense, a murder is a murder. I wanna talk to your supervisor because theres such a thing as justifying homicide, bucko. Oh wait this isnt a real court? Excuse me Ill see myself out.
Teruteru finally admits he is a no good scoundrel and wasnt trying to just protect us. Monokuma managed to point out the inconsistency in his logic and he breaks down immediately. You cant fool Monokuma. Hes done this before!
Teruterus mom brushing aside her major health scare: Ill be fine. Moms are strong. Teruterus mom and the moms are tough mom from the beginning of FFXIII would be best friends in a video game mashup.
I gotta say this ending really does help my overall opinion of Teruteru. Him sobbing for his mother and begging Monokuma to just tell him if shes ok is a rough way to go and humanizes him a lot more than handsy pervert that wont shut up about his tiny penis.
DEEP FRIED TERUTERU. Great first execution, imo.
Sonia saves the group from imploding by giving a heartfelt speech about everyone doing their best and working to ensure no one else dies while theyre here. Sonias stock shoots up in the Suprak favorite character power rankings, but goes way down in the who is going to live power rankings since the last guy who tried to rally us wound up stabbed underneath a table.
Hajime stares up into the night sky and gets a feeling someone is watching him. Yeah. Monokuma. Havent you noticed the cameras everywhere?
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."