A Day of the Week: The Cure - Friday I'm in Love | New Order - Blue Monday
Halloween: Danny Elfman - This is Halloween | Bobby Pickett - Monster Mash
Christmas: Wham - Last Christmas | Savatage/Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve
Any Holiday: Green Day - Holiday | Soundgarden - Fourth of July (tie)
Any Day: Earth, Wind, and Fire - September | Don McLean - American Pie
A Named Girl: The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby | The Police - Roxanne
An Unnamed Girl: The Killers - Mr. Brightside | Nirvana - About a Girl
A Named Boy: Pearl Jam - Jeremy | Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (tie)
An Unnamed Boy: Elton John - Rocket Man | The Killers - When You Were Young | Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (tie)
A Breakup: Gotye - Somebody that I Used to Know | Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
A Ghost: Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters | Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
Monsters: Michael Jackson - Thriller | Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be | Kanye West - Monster | Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon | Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
New York: Frank Sinatra - New York, New York | Beastie Boys - No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn | Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind
America: John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads | Team America - America, Fuck Yeah
Loss of a Loved One: The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black | My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
California: The Eagles - Hotel California | Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
A Place in the world: Toto - Africa | Bastille - Pompeii
Space: Elton John - Rocket Man | David Bowie - Space Oddity
Victoy: Queen - We Are the Champions | David Glen Eisley - Sweet Victory
Fictional Location: Muse - Knights of Cydonia | Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill
A vague, dull undercurrent of existential pain: Gary Jules - Mad World | Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Pink Floyd - Time
Mother: Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom | Pink Floyd - Mother
Father: Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle | System of a Down - Chop Suey
Son/Daughter: Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son | Hamilton - Dear Theodosia
Other Family Member: South Park - Uncle Fucka | Night Ranger - Sister Christian
God: Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky | Joan Osborne - One Of Us
Devil: Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
Tonight: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart | Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
Time of Day: Chicago - 25 Or 6 To 4 | Flight of the Conchords - Business Time | Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
Measurement of Time: Foo Fighters - Everlong | Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Restaurant: Billy Joel - Piano Man | Weird Al - Trapped in the Drive Thru
Famous Person: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood | South Park - What Would Brian Boitano Do? | Hamilton Cast - Alexander Hamilton
Long-Distance Love: Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles | Plain White Tees - Hey There Delilah | Don Henley - Boys of Summer
An Intimidating Woman: Hall and Oates - Maneater | Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Color: Prince - Purple Rain | Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (tie)
Itself: Tenacious D - Tribute | Elton John - Your Song
Food: Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It | The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches
Alcohol: Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar | Chumbawumba - Tubthumping (tie)
Mary Jane: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance | Afroman - Because I Got High
Hard Drugs: Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb | Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (tie)
Recovery/Sobriety: Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit | Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
Train: Lostprophets - Last Train Home | Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
Fire: Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames | Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Earth: Audioslave - Like a Stone | Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
Air/Wind: Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane | Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
Water: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | The Little Mermaid - Under The Sea
Heart: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart | Blondie - Heart of Glass
Work: Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 | Dire Straits - Money for Nothing (tie)
Dancing: ABBA - Dancing Queen | Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
Walking: The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian | The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Running: A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) | Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill | Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
Jumping: Van Halen - Jump | Third Eye Blind - Jumper