I hope there is a segment in the court case where I have to try and spell out DIARRHEA because I know how to spell it now thanks to spellcheck.
I accidentally click on Ibuki a second time and I have to click through her entire forensic audio investigation of who said what during the blackout a second time. CURSE MY FAST CLICKING.
Sonia: I see! It is like a barrier! Just like lining up plastic bottle around the house! Hajime: thats only done to keep cats from getting in. wait, what? Is this some weird tradition Ive never heard of? I googled it and apparently it is an old gardeners trick because half filled plastic bottle reflect light or something and cats dont like it, but it sounds like something that is 100% false. Danganronpa: your favorite source for cat myths.
They dont have fire doors in Sonias home country of Madeupistan. OSHA would like to have a word with your entire country, Sonia.
Nekomaru apparently killed the cow here with his bare hands to get Teruteru the meat. Did he fucking punch a cow to death? That's straight up psychopath behavior. If I did free time with him, would there have been a scene of him drenched in cow blood as he talks to me about his workout regime?
Teruteru says he couldnt make stuff like this from him urban home, but also says that big ol thing of meat is from the cow. Socouldnt anyone with access to a butchers make it? Caught you in your first lie, Teruteru. YOURE TRAPPED NOW.
You know, thinking about it a bit more, shouldnt Ibuki have been able to hear something happening to Byakuya with here super ears? Like him gurgling on his blood or wet squishing stabby noises or ouch ouch Im being stabbed. Byakuya was the quietest stabbing victim ever, apparently.
Nagitos crazy starts leaking out at this point talking about how it is better to die having hope in others and how I must be the chosen one. Hajime just laugh and shrugs it off like when a crazy person on the bus talks to you, which is probably for the best.
Gundham has now recruited poor Chiaki to help him find his earring. He might die because hes unprepared for the trial, but hes going to look good doing so.
Byakuya got a letter saying someone was going to kill someoneand didnt share that info with us? Hey, ham hands, maybe let us be prepared too. It would be like if the iceberg wrote the Titanic a letter that said I will definitely sink you tonight and the captain didnt tell anyone so they wouldnt get scared. KINDA NEEDED TO KNOW THIS INFO BYAKUYA.
Nagitos logic is that Byakuya couldnt tell anyone because that would spread doubt and doubt leads to fear and fear leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side of the force. I dont buy it. Tell us next time someone threatens to murder someone else, ham hands.
Uh oh. We got ding donged bing bonged. Time for investigations is over please put down your pencil.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."