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TopicWere you raised religious?
Justin2Krelian
12/29/20 12:46:23 PM
#42:




Yellow posted...
Hey religious people, you know you can't commit a mortal sin without knowing it's a mortal sin, right? Hopefully no one tells you something you do often is a mortal sin. Masturbation is a mortal sin.

I've just damned you. Enjoy.

You can either
A) Tell an old man every week that you masturbated again (very traumatic)
B) Not masturbate (not healthy)
C) Tell an old man every couple months that you masturbated again (bearing a 95% mortal sin downtime, a 95% chance of going to hell)
D) Ignore what I just said and go to hell, because of the rules I just mentioned.
E) Stop believing in stupid shit and plaguing society with your fundamentalist laws

Well according to wiki, so is pre-marital sex, abortion, and contraception. This is all Catholic dogma, though.


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