2016 Suprak Flashback Thoughts on Chapter 1: Daily Life
Apparently after Monokuma was done, nobody said anything to each other and everyone just sort of walked away. What a weird response. I imagine everyone just staring at each other, slowly backing away with their eyes darting around rapidly for like ten minutes.
I can check cabins and Akanes has a totally different message than everyone else. Weiiiiird. Everyone else is like oh this is so and sos cabin I guess but for hers it is This is Akanes but I dont need to talk to her right now. Odd. Maybe the game is trying to tell me shes the first victim/murderer!
Hajime screams himself to sleep. When I wake up, Monokuma wont let me out of my room until I find a stuffed bear of his. He takes his scavenger hunts super seriously.
Pink hair shark boy yells for two minutes and Peko shows up to scold us for being late to the restaurant. I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE MEETING THERE. Also, is her last name really Pekoyama? Peko Pekoyama? Did her parents hate her?
Shark boy doesnt show up and Byakuya refuses to start talking until he does. Instead, he suggests everyone eat breakfast. Then he does show up and Byakuya continues to eat breakfast. He might just be a fan of breakfast.
Hiyoko takes this time to pick on Mikan and her stupid, stuttering face. She then eats a rat raw in front of everyone to asset dominance.
Mahiru runs off to go find shark boy. Probably not a good idea to go around getting separated already guys, but fine. Also by the time you get back Byakuya will have eaten your breakfast, I guarantee it.
Teruteru takes the time to boast his cooking is so good that girls throw sex at him because of it. Guinness Book of World Records shows up to officially document the most virgin-y thing ever said.
Kazuichi finally shows up blubbering like a baby. Hiyoko tells him hell probably be the first to die. Things get weird when she starts drinking the marrow out of a femur. No one knows where the femur came from.
Mikan trips and sticks her nearly nude butt straight up in the air while crying her butt is straight up in the air. Everyone takes turns commenting that the butt is straight up in the air while Mikan asks someone to help her get her butt not straight up in the air. After the "5 minute nudity quota" is met, Mikan stands up and apologize to everyone.
I was playing alone in my house but I can imagine how this sort of thing out of nowhere has screwed over at least one person before. You gotta warn us before the porn shows up, guys. That's just good manners.
Byakuya thinks we need a leader and claims the position for himself. He also claims the remaining bits of breakfast for himself as well as any snacks he finds laying around the island.
Cant wait for Gundham to be removed. Annoying pseudo psychological ramblings are already grating my nerves.
Sonia rambled on about the status quo and stagnation. You know, she would have enough money to set all this up
Byakuya literally mentions this two seconds after I think about it. Throws in the yakuza as well as a group powerful enough to set this up. This is why youre the final survivor Byakuya. Always thinking.
Hiyoko wants to call Byakuya ham hands. Damn thats an awesome nickname. Ive decided I like you, you little psycho. (I mean small stature, shes a huge psycho)
I check the bathroom and Hajime says hes never been comfortable showering. you mean on the island, man, right? Youve showered before, man, right?
Everyone has to gather again, and I think maybe Monokuma just really, really likes meetings. Photographer girl calls fake yakuza kid a baby and earns two Suprak cool points. Fake protagonist cries and tells everyone to be friends. He loses fifty.
The little kid dresses up the yakuza for Halloween says hes like totally going to kill somebody, guys. Also, he is staying up past his bedtime. Byakuya is like nah be chill and everyone is.
Monokuma tells us Monomi is the one who stole our memories. Stupid rabbit, memories are for people.
Monokuma also reveals theyre not first year students (SURPRISE) and their memories of their time there has been stolen. Then he makes a HILARIOUS aside about how this sounds like plagiarism since it was the story of the first game.
Again I must say this plot point is dumb because it requires everyone to not have grown, gotten a haircut or anything at all to not have immediately realized this. Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Monokuma says hell give us our memories back if we MURDER someone. Not that good of a reward, tbqh. Oh also, there is a TRAITOR among us. Either Hajime or fake protagonist, calling it now. One is ultimate hope, the other is ultimate despair part II electric boogaloo. Aw yeah. He says that traitor is obviously working against us and might even want to kill. Thats a better motivator, tbqh tbqh.
Byakuya tells us to chill because this whole traitor thing is nonsense. You know, Byakuya as traitor would make a ton of sense since he wasnt even in this damn class. There were 15 in the class trip, and Byakuya is just the tag along extra that camefor some reason. Possibly some sort of meat platter was being offered.
Hajime starts worrying he might be the traitor. And thus, he cant be the traitor. The game wouldnt hint at it so obviously if he was.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."