BUT WAIT 2020 SUPRAK HAD SOME THOUGHTS TOO CHECK THESE OUT
You know, it is pretty lame I was passed out on a beach or something and literally the only one who stuck around to make sure I didnt get washed away by the waves was Nagito, the actual psychopath. He says I need to go find everyone else and introduce myself. Nah man. I only introduce myself to people who dont leave me for dead.
Hajime says about Byakuya: Even his body is overwhelming. What a weird way to call someone fat, you jerk.
I dont like how Usami keeps calling her staff a magic stick.
Why is there a toucan at the ranch?
Its probably because she looks so youngHer fans probably all have the same niche or something. Yeah, Hajime, its called being a pedophile and you probably shouldnt call it a niche.
How do you even squish ant tummies? Its sort of an all or nothing thing, no?
Hajime is thoroughly unimpressed with the fact that Nekomaru just manages teams and doesnt play a sport. He just manages the team? Hajime asks, and you can tell it was with a a sneer. Hey, asshole, either get in the game or quit wasting my time.
Fuyuhiko straight up fucking sucks. I refuse to be bullied by the baby from Boss Baby and if he keeps threatening me Im going to put all his Yakuza stuff up on a shelf where he cant reach it.
Mahiru: Hey, arent you the guy who was squatting on the beach earlier and burying your face in your arms? Hey, ok, first off, not in love with your tone here. Second, I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OR SOMETHING. Werent you the girl who just straight up left someone having a major medical episode you could stand next to a pool and stare motionless at anyone who walked towards you?
Oh Mahiru is a straight up sexist. She says the boys need to keep the girls safe and vote for Trump so the democrats dont make girls get abortions and work at a factory.
I absolutely love Mahirus tie. Like I would wear that IRL.
She makes a mental note to refer to me as unreliable Hajime for now on, which is rude. I make a mental note to call her missing amidst a medical malady Mahiru so suck on that, jerk. Mine is better because of the alliteration.
Hajime, on Peko: Well, theres definitely something up with herHer eyes are really intense. Well I mean they are straight up red so yeah I guess that is pretty intense. She might be a demon.
The good news is Pekos sword is just bamboo. The bad news is she can kill you if she uses it wrong. Or right. Hey Peko I think those are the only two ways you could use a sword so maybe just leave that baby strapped to your back.
I cant tell if Teruteru has buttons for eyes or if he just isnt opening them ever.
How do you quantify what the hell an Ultimate Princess is? Like Ultimate Gamer the person who is the best at games and we can measure that by the games they play. Ultimate Chef the person who is best at cooking and we can measure that by his dishes. Ultimate Princess the person whowhat? Wears the most crowns at once?
Teruteru wants to go somewhere private with me and discuss what kind of underwear Peko is wearing. Idont know what hes asking? Does he want to go somewhere and masturbate together at the thought of someones underwear?
There is no one else on this island but Teruteru is going to be arrested for sexual assault before this trip is over. I guarantee it.
In the store I can inspect night vision goggles, a vending machine, and a bottle of cola roughly the size of a small child. Well, I think we mightve wandered into a Walmart.
Nagito says that while Gundham might act weird, he performed splendidly as a member of the breeding club. Man, imagine going to a meeting of the breeding club and finding out they were talking about hamsters. That would be the ultimate disappointment. Call that shit the animal husbandry club for now on or stop being upset when you need to keep turning people away that show up with an air mattress and an industrial sized bottle of lube
They somehow make Usami even worse by throwing her in a giant diaper after she loses to Monokuma. Usami diaper sounds like a weird subcategory on DeviantArt and I hate everything about it.
The third wall breaking is certainly a thing. Usami becomes Monomi and she says H-How? Even the display changed to Monomi? It definitely fits into the whole lol so random kind of humor they have but I dont know if that sort of thing is actually funny. It doesnt add anything, for me at least.
Monokuma starts the killing school trip and Im secretly glad. Like, sorry everyone, but I started playing this for the killing school trip. A game where I go around and talk to everyone to make friends is boooooooooooring.
Oh shit guys Monokuma summoned the Power Rangers robots. That only happened when things were about to get really serious.
Classifying events according to their genre is a disease of the modern age. Monokuma bro I dont even know what youre talking about anymore but you sound like a first year philosophy student midway through a case of Natty Lite.
Holy shit did he kill Monomi already? I legitimately have no memory of this at all. For some reason I thought she was around longer. Truly her annoyance left an impression on me, I suppose.
Monokuma peaces out at the end and everyone is left to wonder who is responsible. My money is on a secret seventeenth student that has forced one of these sixteen students to dress like them in order to infiltrate the game.
I cant lie. The actual intro cutscene here got me pretty hyped and I really want to keep playing the game like immediately.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."