Everyone is now freaking out the door wont open and we cant get out. Hey, Dragonball Z guy, maybe next time tell me to hold the door open if you know were stuck in here.
Like, he tells us he noticed it couldn't be opened when he tried to poo (his words, not mine). Yet he didn't bother to say "oh wait hold the door" when it opened like five minutes later. I take back anything implying you weren't totally useless, friendo.
Pink haired guy has straight up shark teeth so Im assuming hes evil.
Nagito thinks it might just be an entrance exam. Yeah, sure, that totally normal entrance exam where a school locks sixteen of us in a room without a teacher or instructions of what we should be doing.
Ugh Usami. I forgot how annoying she was. Like, I remembered she was annoying. But the level of annoying is off the charts like immediately. I think shes supposed to be intentionally annoying which is the worst kind of annoying.
Whats with this talkin Chihuahua?! See this is why you need to be teaching your ultimates stuff other than how to be the best at one specific thing because this girl is in high school and doesnt know what a rabbit is.
Fat chefs hat is too small for his head. Like I think you can only buy hats that size as part of a cats Halloween costume.
Usami reveals this is all a school trip! And shes our teacher! You know, just one of those totally normal school trips where you enter from the hallway from the Twilight Zone and your teacher is a sentient rabbit plush.
And then Usami waves her wand and the walls fall away and were suddenly on a beach. Boy, they sure wasted no time taking my suspension of disbelief, luring it behind a shed, and clubbing it to death with the sparkling severed leg of a unicorn, huh?
Whatthe hell is this? Hajime says almost literally the same thing as me and we bond as people confused by Danganronpas antics.
Like I legit wonder if theyre even going to try to explain this or if itll just be haha Danganronpa you so random sort of thing.
Everyone reasonably has questions about what the hell is going on. Usami responds by singing lyrics from Under The Sea. For some reason no one finds that helpful or even joins in for the refrain.
Usami is just like haha Hopes Peak more like beach beach seriously guys look at all that ocean. Good job Usami, I think you distracted them.
This is an island free from danger and other people. I think someone put us on a leper colony.
Our homework is to make friends with everyone and be nice and help each other out. Oh shit I think we accidentally joined the Boy Scouts.
This opening is some weird Saved By The Bell type shit. I approve?
Upcoming: 2020 Suprak and 2016 Suprak tag team the rest of the prologue.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."