Ok so actually it looks like my SUPRAK CLASSIX reactions started like halfway through the prologue. No clue why the beginning part wasn't in there, but there is like ten minutes missing from my first playthrough. So I've filled those in with these secondary reaction reactions from playing right now!
PROLOGUE - PART 1 A.K.A. THE PART I DIDN'T SAVE BEFORE
The game starts with Nagito looking over me. He is being nice but since I finished chapter 1 already I KNOW WHAT YOUR DEAL IS YOU LUNATIC.
Nagito: hey, are you listening? Jeez dude give me like two seconds to come out of my stupor. I literally just woke up. Nagito is the guy that texts ??? on Tinder if the person he matches with doesnt respond within ten minutes.
Hajime cant seem to remember how he got here or why Nagito is standing over him. Think-think-think-think-think-think-think. Too many thinks. Not enough remembers. This isnt gonna work, dude.
Uh oh I thought too hard and entered the matrix.
Is Hajime a robot? Why did he say think seven times, a bunch of what looked like computer code flashed on the screen, and then a flashback sequence initiated at the front of Hopes Peak?
Imagine if you were a robot but also the worlds worst robot and had to give yourself manual commands to do thinks. Hajime-Bot 1.0 can only access memory files by clicking his heels together three times and saying there is no place like remembering.
Hajime reveals hes wanted to go to Hopes Peak since he was a little child. He is the Ultimate Hopes Peak Fanboy!
Hopes Peak Academy is the government-funded school for the privileged elite of society. Jeez no wonder we only got $600 in our stimulus checks. This is where all that wasted money is going. A school that allows in both the ultimate serial killer and ultimate despair in one school year. I WANT MY TAX DOLLARS BACK.
Hajime says whenever you mention Hopes Peak, someone will inevitably say If you come here and manage to graduate, youll be set for life. Wow what a viral marketing campaign.
Also that is the same thing every college tells you to convince you to give them your next decades worth of money when you turn 18. Not a unique selling point.
Hajime just is rehashing all the rules to Hopes Peak right now which I know because I played the first game, duh. Well, and part of this game too but shh, Hajime doesnt know that. Hes still being coy with his name like I dont already know it.
Hajimes circumstance is a little different than that of his peers and he doesnt want to talk about it right now. Hes the Ultimate Annoyingly Vague Facebook poster!
I have to believe this is some big twist coming up where Hajime is revealed to be the Ultimate Something Big In The Story but I dont know what yet.
Hajime: Theres only one reason I came to Hopes Peak AcademyBecause I admired Hopes Peak Academy. Uh Hajime are you not a real student here?
Uh oh weird glitches are showing up. Im getting Doki Doki vibes already even though I dont remember anything scary happening here.
Hajime enters a recursive loop of text here and the screen goes nuts. Is he really a robot? I feel like Id remember that.
The text gets all weird and dark and something about how he cant admit how ordinary he is. Then hes transported to a door.
Theres a door. Great detective work Hajime.
The door leads to the classroom where all my friends are. GUYS! Ive missed you! Its been too long. Well, except for the handful of you I hate. I dont miss you and hope you die soon.
I like how even in this group picture, Nagito is standing in the back of the room by himself like a complete freaking weirdo.
Stupid question, but why does Mikan have a bandage going all the way down one of her legs and half of her arm? Like the aesthetic is cool and all, but doesnt this imply she is perpetually injured over half the space of her limbs? Is she that clumsy to always need bandaging? How does she nurse? I feel like shed impale a patient with a needle in their jugular while falling over to expose her butt.
Byakuya tells me to come inside the classroom and close the door. Probably because the hallway was a weird void to nowhere and it was creeping everyone out.
Wellsince you are the last student to arrive, lets start the discussion. OBJECTION. How the hell do you know Im the last student to arrive? Were you guys given a roster or are YOU IN ON IT YOU BIG FAT LIAR?!?! I know Byakuya dies but maybe hes supposed to be some sort of inside spy like fake Junko was from the first game.
Oh I shouldve read literally the next line where Byakuya points out Im number sixteen and there are sixteen desks in the classroom. I could delete that last point so I look less like an idiot, but Im too lazy.
No one told the art department there were supposed to be sixteen desks because Im absolutely counting 20. "Ohoho," Byakuya laguhed, pushing up his classes. "It was easy to deduce when I noticed there were 16 desks," he said, leaning up on one of the 20 desks. "Shame you morons didn't notice something as simple as these 16 desks," he said, holding up nine fingers. It was then we noticed he was bleeding from his ear and needed some immediate medical attention.
No one remembers how they got here, which Byakuya thinks is weird. Even you stupid-looking ones would agree, right? Pstt Hajime keep your head down and pretend hes talking to someone else.
Giant exercise coach points out that this doesnt matter and what we should be worried about is why we cant leave. Thatsa surprisingly cogent point from the giant Dragonball Z villain, guys.
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."