Everything takes place on a beach for some reason. I feel like we all live in these fun little cabanas.
Byakuya is fat now. Like for all strange things I encounter in games, I assume this is some weird sexual thing. Someone somewhere with an engorgement fetish has gotten off to this and I hate it. Someone on the development team was like "ok but like what if Byakuya had titties?" and no one was sober enough to stop him.
Byakyua also is straight up MURDERED IMMEDIATELY which is something I predicted right away and no you can't see my notes to prove it they go to a different school.
He also gets killed by the fat little chef in some fat on fat crime. Of course the LAMESTREAM MEDIA refuses to cover this story because they're afraid of the truth.
The two fat characters are eliminated right away I think because the artists complained about drawing anything that wasn't sexy.
The nurse character at some point falls down and flashes her vagina to everyone in a totally normal way that isn't at all blatant fan service. I remember this specifically not because I am a pervert, but because I was playing this on a plane at the time and had to close out of the game quickly out of fear that the people around me thought I was a playing a porn game.
Characters I remember liking: Chiaki, the nurse (Mikan?), tiny psychopath girl who kept calling Byakuya "ham hands" a nickname so amazing I remember it to this day even though I can't quite remember her name, Nagito the secret psychopath, the main character
Characters I remember hating: fat chef, giant exercise coach with a crotch bulge that was always right in my face in a way that felt aggressive, baby mafia
Oh yeah, baby mafia guy. He looks exactly like the main character from Boss Baby aged liked five years.
He kept saying vaguely threatening things and it reminded me of a fifth grader yelling swear words at me from a playground. Like, shut up, small child.
There is a pink rabbit character I remember also being annoyed by. She is like Monokuma but not at all fun.
Nagito is the secret bad guy and I remember liking the idea of a complete lunatic being loose on the island and trying to get us to kill him.
There was some new trial mini-game I absolutely hated but I can't remember what it is now.
I know I played part of the second case (I have notes on it) but I literally cannot remember anything about it. It might've been a bad one? Or I could've just been doing other things at the time which might explain why I stopped playing.
I think that's the big stuff. I remember case 1 pretty well, case 2 not at all. I remember overall liking the cast and case 1 was pretty fun, I think?
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Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."