LogFAQs > #948523254

(coach?) Brendan I need to tell you something. (okay, is it the game? am i not doing, like...) No no, no Brendan it's not the game. (okay) Okay, you suck. (okay) Okay? You all just suck. (okay...) Like so bad. (right) There's nothing you could be doing to suck worse than anyone else out there. (okay) We clear? (clear, coach) Okay. It's not your fault, Brendan. (thanks) I expect it. (right) In fact, in that case you're doing great. (oh, thanks) You're welcome Brendan. You're a good kid. (you too)

(...is that all, or) Nekopara, Brendan. (excuse me?) Nekopara. (necco wafers?) It means Cat's Paradise, Brendan. (okay) It's catgirls, Brendan. (what) They're girls. (uh huh) Not like children, Brendan, get your mind out of the gutter. (no, yeah, sorry) They're women, Brendan. (okay) Perfect little cat women. (i'm sorry, is this a movie, or) it's life, Brendan. It's my life now. (wow) Yeah. Wow. (mhm) And I'm saying it could change your life too. (uh i don't know if-) It's not weird. (oh, okay) They'll do anything, Brendan. That's all I'm saying. (okay) Nekopara, Brendan. (right) Start with Volume 0, okay? (okay) It's misleading, you think Volume 1 is Volume 1, but it turns out Volume 0 is Volume 1, and 1 is 2 (right) right, and so on

Volume 0, Brendan.

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