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-Donald Trump's Supreme Court play is successful and the election is overturned. (Could still happen in November which hasn't had a disaster yet by the way.)

-Cthulhu is freed from R'lyeh by Trump who reveals himself to be an avatar of Nyarlathotep all along.

-As New Year's Eve draws to an end, we all watch in anticipation for this evil year to finally end. Longing for sweet release. We stare at the clock as it hits 11:59. We keep watching as each second counts down. It's almost here. It's almost over. The nightmares. The monthly disasters. They'll soon be over. 57! 58! 59!

.....But the sight that meets our eyes is not the liberation we so desired. No. The sight that meets our eyes is one of pure cosmic horror.

The calendar does not read January 1st 2021. It reads December 32nd 2020.

Why?!

-December 726th 2020, Thanos descends upon Earth. And our overlord Cthulhu decides to gift Thanos..... with the sixth Infinity Stone!

*Snap.*

-December 3901st 2020, scientists have determined that the slowing of the Earth's rotation around the sun and thus the ushering in of a new year will soon end! 2021 is coming you guys!

.....Then the sun goes supernova.....

-kirbyakaZ posted...

Nazi's coming back hard?

Already happened without help from cursed year 2020.
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