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| Topic | I have a hemorrhoid |
| HornedLion 10/22/20 1:05:23 PM #3: | I had one once and went to the doctor. I was certain they would just take my word for it. I made sure I was squeaky clean cause at worst he would just like to see back there. So imagine my surprise when this guy whips out the rubber glove and lube. Next thing you know Im feeling some guy searching for internal hemmoroids. Then he stops and says, The doctor will be right in. I was like, YOURE NOT THE DOCTOR!? He was the preliminary dude or whatever. I remember thinking, He better have a good memory of what he felt to be able to tell the doctor. Cause Im not going to have TWO dudes in there. I wasnt even expecting the one. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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