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TopicDrinking Topic 37 - Free Johnny, he's a Giants fan he's in enough pain already
CanuckCowboy
10/12/20 9:48:14 PM
#29:


I went to get more beer and a drunk 55 240lb 50-something year old ran up trying to fight me for stealing my lawnmower out of my yard!!!!

nothing came of it cause i know the lady who works at the corner / liquor store and she knows everyone and is just badass in general.... but fuck that was a thing.

i was just drunk enough to question my reactions and sober enough to not be all ragey over a guy shoving me out of nowhere.

Moral of the story: always do nothing until a really badass 50 something lady intervenes and makes it all good.

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