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TopicCYOA: The government put horny pills in the water supply.
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10/12/20 11:21:04 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I swear when I was 18 and in Army basic training for 9 weeks, they put saltpeter in the food. Before I went into the Army I was beating off like 5 times a day, and then the entire time I was in, even with one of the drill sergeants being a fit, attractive latina woman, I didn't get an erection for over 2 months. Even if I was on firewatch and everyone else was asleep and I tried to sneak off to the bathroom for a quick tug, absolutely nothing. There's something to that.

Maybe they were trying to get everyone to jerk themselves out during basic so thered be nothing left when you were active.

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