LogFAQs > #945269136

I can't fucking stand news attempting to be seen as "fair and balanced", so they take one side to task over literally nothing just to maintain that appearance. Call a spade a spade.

CNN:

Trump was intent on interrupting Biden on nearly every question and the former vice president wasn't above name-calling, calling the President a clown and telling him to shut up.

Gee...I wonder WHY Biden told him to shut up? Maybe because Trump wouldn't fucking let him talk? Why is telling that fucking fat clown to shut up a negative? He didn't say it enough or forcefully enough! What the absolute fuck?

Anyway...decent analysis here:
https://www.npr.org/2020/09/30/918500976/trump-derails-first-presidential-debate-with-biden-and-5-other-takeaways

I liked the end, basically the same idea I had last night, lol:

After the first presidential debate of the 2004 election, Internet conspiracies abounded about a mysterious bulge in the back of President George W. Bush's jacket. Some believed, unfoundedly, that there was a communications system rigged up by White House advisers to coach him.
Bush dismissed that, cracking wise.
"I guess the assumption was that if I were straying off course they would ... kind of like a hunting dog, they would punch a buzzer, and I would jerk back into place," Bush said afterward.
Maybe something to look into.