If the lane has the parking spots angled the same way, you don't go the opposite way. You can't pull into a spot and these lanes are usually only sized for one car width.
If you're a pedestrian crossing a lane in the parking lot, walk in a f***ing straight line.
Don't stop in the middle of the goddamn lane and camp a parking spot of someone who is about to leave. If you do, I hope that person deliberately takes forever getting into their car and then just sits there until you leave.
Also, if you have kids and you can't keep them from hopping in and out of the lane while you walk to the store/your car, you deserve to have someone run them over.
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