LogFAQs > #943471341

as a small kid, i had ninja turtle toys that had absolutely nothing to do with ninja turtles whatsoever. like, beach outfits and baseball uniforms. why the fuck did i like these?

you just know some old dudes in a room were compiling a list of practically everything in life and trying to figure out how to put a ninja turtle in it. but i still ate that shit up.

this isn't really any different. this actually makes more sense, in a strange way.

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