Yup, seems pretty damn illegal. But none of the lawyers I left voicemails for got back to me, and the real deadline was reached ("they're doing your section tomorrow"), so I gave up and just signed the damn form. I am getting a door chain installed, so that's...something.
Gotta move out. Would've had to whether I signed or not, so I may as well avoid the legal hassle. When I do move, it might be to a different state (been debating that for a while...getting a job somewhere else, well before this happened). So the specter of having to take them to small claims court was rather unappealing, especially since state law gives them like 1-2 months to return my security deposit, so I'd have to wait till then to do it and possibly be living far away.
You should not have signed if you plan to move out anyway.
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Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump