Age: between 13 and 100 Birthday: the day I was born Gender/Sex: M / Nah I'm married Birth Place: my mother's womb Current Location: my chair
Eye Color: white mostly Hair Color/Texture: nonexistent Left/Right Handed: I have both still Ethnicity: prefer not to answer Height/Weight: Tall and at least 100 lbs Piercings/Tattoos: No that is not Christian (list which, optionally list what kind, where, or of what)
Favorite color: Blue Favorite alcoholic drink: I do not drink the nectar of the devil Favorite non-alcoholic drink: beer Favorite school subject: Lunch Favorite sport(s): nothing Favorite music genres: the kind you listen to Favorite TV shows: the kinds you watch Favorite game: the one with the story and the guys with the thing
Sexual Orientation: depends on whos askin Virgin: a man does not kiss and tell Fetishes: pizza Penis size: this is a video game websight Breast Size: manly Ideal Partner: my wife Relationship Status: active
Myers-Briggs Type: i dont watch this naruto crap Hobbies: vidya General Likes/Dislikes: vegy Current Occupation: working Interesting Facts: none
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