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TopicWhat would your reaction be if Donald Trump died of COVID-19?
Tyranthraxus
07/04/20 1:59:57 AM
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Donald Trump is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says President Trump, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Trump searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If someone from the White House staff infected you with COVID-19 and you died, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims President Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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