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This is the last intro to get a 0 on the Personal score (although a few more come close).

111. Gino il pollo: Perso nella Rete - GameBopAdv
https://youtu.be/6ALCDWBN5xU

Unique: 5.75
Story: 0.25
Music: 0.75
Animation: 0.5
Personal: 0
Average: 1.45

When I first watched this, I thought it had last place written all over it. But thanks to its bizarre presentation, it managed to escape the very bottom.

Lets start with the animation, if thats what you can call this. I am not a good artist. In fact, my artistic ability has not meaningfully progressed since the bubble people I drew in third grade. So when I see an intro where I feel like I could do a better job drawing some of the frames, something went very wrong. Consider for instance the floating head and hands at around 0:18, or whatever that pink thing is supposed to be at 0:49. I might assume theyre going for some intentionally amateurish style, but that doesnt explain the varying quality between just kind of bad at times, and throw the drawing in the garbage and light it on fire at other points.

The music is not much better than the animation. I can hardly put into words my disgust for that nasal bird chanting near the start, which makes Baby Shark seem like Mozart. Its only a slight improvement when it gets to the kids singing, which is still highly repetitive and unpleasant. And then the damn rapping bird comes back in.

I doubt I even need to explain my Story score. This is just a series of images designed to be eye-catching, with one moment having no bearing on the next. It comes across as some kind of poorly conceived attempt at a meme video by someone whos just started using YouTube and is desperate for attention.

And with that intro done, everything that follows will be a massive improvement.

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