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TopicCYOA: Your name is Karen
BatmanWTtP
05/30/20 8:07:44 PM
#272:


C) Not gonna lie, Nancy's authority was pretty hot, join in on her hot fudge sundae
B) You have to kill Nancy and take your rightful place

A plan crosses your mind. You know what must be done, but will Nancy give in. She just rejected your advances, but you one thing she can't resist. You go to the kitchen, the staff seems very confused as to why you are still there
"What, never seen a naked woman before?!" you yell at Avery, the head cook.
"No, I'm gay." he retorts. You look at him in disgust.
"You worked for me for 3 years." you say hurt
"I was gay then too." he states as you grab chocolate syrup and whipped cream from the refrigerator.
"I'll remember this in the future."
"I'll be gay then too." he says before shooing you out of the kitchen.

You walk back to Nancy's bedroom and start covering yourself in whipped cream and chocolate syrup. Suddenly the door opens, Nancy is clearly following the scent of the toppings. She sees what you're doing and glares at you in disgust. Nancy sighs.
"Okay come in." she says begrudgingly opening the door. Her husband is tied to the bed, blindfolded, sprinkles sprinkled on his happy trail, as a side note, Nancy really upgraded on her man after the 2020 riots, they may be the enemy, but her and Daniel Radcliffe are cute together.
"Nancy, are you still there?" Harry Potter asks innocently.
"Yes dear, coming." Nancy responds as she drags you to the bed.

What follows is a magical experience the likes of which human decency will not allow me to speak. You've never tasted butter pecan until you've eaten out of Madame President's refrigerator. The three of you collapse onto the bed, sticky and exhausted. You go to grab a pillow so that you can smother theife out Nancy, but you're suddenly grabbed by the arm and led out of the door by security, Nancy waves goodbye with a smile on her face. Security dumps you on the lawn and hoses you down. You've never been so embarrassed before.

What do you do?
A) March right back in there and challenge Nancy to a fight
B) Sneak into the White House basement and live there in secret
C) Kill Daniel Radcliffe and pose as Nancy's husband

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