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C) Seduce Pelosi and become her First Lady

President Pelosi's ceremony goes off without a hitch. There are thousands of death threats coming in from red states and Mitch McConnell is shitting himself on the floors of his office. You however are already prepared for your next step, the evolution of Karen.

Nancy opens the door to her new bedroom only to find you waiting on the bed, spread eagle, the most patriotic of all poses. She seems unfazed.
"I was looking for you." she says making her way over
"And I for you." you say in your most seductive voice. You start crawling over to her only to get smacked in the face with a piece of paper.
"An eviction notice!" you're absolutely livid. "I'M THE FIRST LADY, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF MY HOME!" Nancy laughs at your outrage
"You haven't been First Lady since I was sworn in this after noon. You're yesterday's news. Now get out of my room, me and the ice cream man are about to put Rocky road in places you've only dreamed of." she physically shoves you out the door. "You have 10 days to leave the White House."

You're standing in the hallways of the White House, naked, alone, and homeless. Nancy is the toughest foe you've ever met.

What do you do?
A) Start packing up, you know when you're beat
B) You have to kill Nancy and take your rightful place
C) Not gonna lie, Nancy's authority was pretty hot, join in on her hot fudge sundae


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