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Topic	CYOA: Your name is Karen
BatmanWTtP 05/27/20 4:15:57 PM #241:	B) Claim the Clintons are trying to kill Donald and lead the charge to the Oval Office You take a quick bow and then take a deep breath and let your instincts take over. You can hear the voice. It's been so long. I am thou and we are Karen. "HELP, THE CLINTONS ARE TRYING TO EPSTIEN MY HUSBAND!" You yell before jamming your foot on the pedal and speeding towards the main entrance. The FBI follows you in their best BBQ outfits. You ride the golf cart into the house and start yelling at security inside the building. " THEY'RE KILLING MY HUSBAND!" you yell so that they can charge ahead of you. You can hear them calling reinforcements on their walkie talkies. This is your chance. You drive into the the Oval Office and start screaming. "HIS HEAD, OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!" You ram your cart into a shocked Hilary. Bill stands over Donald's body in confusion as the FBI draw their guns on him. You leap out of the golf cart and start stomping a mud hole into Hilary. You make sure to kill her because it's the only way to shut her up. You don't care if Bill lives because what the fuck is he going to say. Bill drops to his knees as the FBI surrounds him. You rush over to Donald's lifeless body and start crying. "Oh my beautiful Patriot!" you let out a horrible scream as the FBI drags you away from the crime scene. It's hard not to smile. The FBI finds Mike's body moments later, Bill and the now deceased Hilary are believed to be the prime suspects. You're murder of Hilary was claimed as self defense. You are now the most powerful woman in the United States Part 2. Or at least you would be, if it wasn't for the bitch in the limo. The White House staff is assembled outside alongside the remnants of the mass media after the massacre of 23. A limo stops and the voice of Michael Buffer echos throughout the nation. "Lllllladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, your NEW, reigning and defending President of this United States of Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Nnnnancy PeeeeLosiiiiii!" Nancy makes her way out of the limo, arms raised in victory as X Gonna Give it To Ya plays over the speakers, a screaming crowd chants her name as she's sworn into office. What do you do? A) Cash in brother, this here is my land B) Nancy is too strong, you'll have to wait for your chance later C) Seduce Pelosi and become her First Lady --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939792419] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B) Claim the Clintons are trying to kill Donald and lead the charge to the Oval Office You take a quick bow and then take a deep breath and let your instincts take over. You can hear the voice. It's been so long. I am thou and we are Karen. "HELP, THE CLINTONS ARE TRYING TO EPSTIEN MY HUSBAND!" You yell before jamming your foot on the pedal and speeding towards the main entrance. The FBI follows you in their best BBQ outfits. You ride the golf cart into the house and start yelling at security inside the building. " THEY'RE KILLING MY HUSBAND!" you yell so that they can charge ahead of you. You can hear them calling reinforcements on their walkie talkies. This is your chance. You drive into the the Oval Office and start screaming. "HIS HEAD, OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!" You ram your cart into a shocked Hilary. Bill stands over Donald's body in confusion as the FBI draw their guns on him. You leap out of the golf cart and start stomping a mud hole into Hilary. You make sure to kill her because it's the only way to shut her up. You don't care if Bill lives because what the fuck is he going to say. Bill drops to his knees as the FBI surrounds him. You rush over to Donald's lifeless body and start crying. "Oh my beautiful Patriot!" you let out a horrible scream as the FBI drags you away from the crime scene. It's hard not to smile. The FBI finds Mike's body moments later, Bill and the now deceased Hilary are believed to be the prime suspects. You're murder of Hilary was claimed as self defense. You are now the most powerful woman in the United States Part 2. Or at least you would be, if it wasn't for the bitch in the limo. The White House staff is assembled outside alongside the remnants of the mass media after the massacre of 23. A limo stops and the voice of Michael Buffer echos throughout the nation. "Lllllladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, your NEW, reigning and defending President of this United States of Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Nnnnancy PeeeeLosiiiiii!" Nancy makes her way out of the limo, arms raised in victory as X Gonna Give it To Ya plays over the speakers, a screaming crowd chants her name as she's sworn into office. What do you do? A) Cash in brother, this here is my land B) Nancy is too strong, you'll have to wait for your chance later C) Seduce Pelosi and become her First Lady --- I'll never let you win, never.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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