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D) f*** it, kill Ted Cruz

You glare at Ted and look at the tire iron in his golf cart.
"Ted." you start as you make your way towards his cart. Ted clearly misinterprets your actions and laughs.
"Karen, we shouldn't" he says attempting to be seductive as he looks at your chest.
"Ted." you repeat as you grab the tire iron."Do you think anyone will miss you when you're gone?" you ask as you push his body away from your's.
"Haha, I'm sure my wife would..." he says unsure of how to take your comment.
"Let me try asking again. Ted, do you think anyone will miss you when you're gone?" Ted stops laughing.
"What are you getting at Karen?" he asks nervously positioning his foot on the gas. There's a long silence. You grab Ted by the fat of his neck and throw him to the floor. He screams as you lift the tire iron into the air.
"This is my kink!" he yells before you smash his face into the ground. You just keep slamming the tire iron into the ground until it breaks. You're interrupted by the sound of clapping. You turn to find the White House staff clapping. Your favorite FBI agent gives you a thumbs up.

What do you do?
A) Back to business, head to the Oval Office
B) Claim the Clintons are trying to kill Donald and lead the charge to the Oval Office
C) Flee the White House

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I'll never let you win, never.