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D) Sneak out and then back in and act clueless

You look around the room and then to the open window. You'll have to get out and sneak back in like you know nothing. You can hear Hilary and Bill talking outside.
"Hey Donny, everything alright in there?" Hilary yells through the door. You can see the doorknob moving. You jump out the window and land in the bushes below as the door opens. You land pretty hard but immediately get up and start running around the White House back to the main entrance. The staff looks at you in confusion as you jog around the premises while bleeding and hobbling on a broken heel. The staff offers to help, but you refuse them. The help should be seen not heard and definitely not touched.

"Hey Karen!" someone yells in the distance. You look over to find Ted Cruz in a golf cart shirtless holding a can of bud lite and some hot dogs. "You okay! Looking rough!" he laughs as you suddenly remember today was your White House BBQ. That's why Hilary and Bill are here.
"Hey Ted." you say trying but failing to be enthusiastic.
"SO what's the deal Scarey Karey, why are you out here and not with the Big Dog?" Ted says with a laugh.

What do you do?
A) Have Ted drive you back to the office
B) Take Ted's golf cart, also uninvite him from the BBQ
C) To hell with going back, flee with Ted
D) Fuck it, kill Ted Cruz

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