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C) The world can't know Trump is dead, stage an elaborate set up to make the world think he's still alive

The world can't know about this. You try to compose yourself and grab a broom. You shove the broom down the neck hole and drag Trump into the his office. You print out a picture of his face and glue it to the broom. You prop Donald into his chair and tweet out that a that everything is going fine along with a picture of the corpse giving a thumbs up. Nancy Pelosi is the first to comment that it's clearly a broom and not President Trump, her followers agree with her. Ted Cruz tells her she's wrong and that Donald has never looked better. Ted DMs you.
"Looking good chief. :D"

You've been sitting in the Oval Office for three hours, tweeting every five minutes to keep up the charade. Can you do this for the rest of your life? The first few tweets were easy.
"OBAMAGATE" sure Obama died in the American Revolution of 2022, but Donald's supporters love the classics.
"BUILD THE WALL" Mexico doesn't even exist anymore, but the space wall looks promising. "KEEP OUT THOSE LITERAL ILLEGAL ALIENS!" "CLARK KENT, MORE LIKE CLARK GET BENT!"
"ABACUS!" the tweets became more nonsensical as the day went on. Suddenly you hear knocking at the door.
"Yo DT, It's ya girl Hilary and Billy, we're here to party!"

What do you do?
A) Hide, you can sneak out while they laugh about Epstein
B) Hide under Donald's desk and fake a conversation until they leave
C) You'll have to kill the Clintons
D) Sneak out and then back in and act clueless

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