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A) Feed Mike Pence to Donald Trump

A cold chill runs down your spine. It's been a while since you've had to do this. You hide Mike's body underneath the rubble of his desk and head over to the kitchen to grab a garbage bag and a knife. Once inside you're grated by the staff. You tell them all they have the day off and to leave immediately. You grab the supplies you need and head back to Mike's office.

You place Mike's body in the bag and start hacking away. It's rough to keep him in the bag, but you can't risk leaving any evidence in the room. You take Mike's body back to the kitchen and get to work on your families famous steak. You go to retrieve the dog only to come back and find Donald eating the steak.
"This is the best your steak has ever tasted." he says looking to the dog. "Why the dog here?"
"Well the stake was for him..."
"You were going to feed Mike to the dog?" Donald reacts to your shock. "Come on, you really think I haven't eaten human before? Chinese is my favorite, shame about the whole Covid thing."

What do you do?
A) A match made in heaven, discuss options for a new VP
B) Donald knows to much, you'll have to put him down too


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