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C) Ignore the problem and go get some more wine, sit on Mike Pence's desk while drinking

You mope through the White House for halls and into the kitchen once again. You grab your trusty 1776 bottle of wine and take a trip through the building. You find yourself back in Mike's office.
"So you're back." a clearly thrilled Mike Pence says with a sigh. In a drunken stupor you throw everything off Mike's desk. Pence looks at you in disbelief and anger.
"You know what you're problem is Mikey." you never let loose. "You and me, we've been here together for 3 years and not once have we ever hung out."
"Karen please, I have top secret work to do." he says as he picks the paper work back up off the floor.
"Work? No one has done any work in this house for years." you hiccup. "Work is raising babies, and there ain't no babies around here."
"I'm a married man Karen." Mike protest causing you to laugh.
"Ew what, I'm interested in men not beady eyed raccoons." Mike is taken aback.
"Karen, I think you should leave."
"Me? Leave? Mikey I'll call the manager and we'll see who he sides with."
"Do you mean your husband?" you take a few seconds to figure out what he's talking about because you're too focused on the wine
"Yes." you manage to stutter out. "Mikey-poo, I'm not leaving until you drink with me." Mike looks at you clearly annoyed.
"I said out"

What do you do?
A) Ask to speak to his manager
B) Force the wine into his mouth
C) Maybe it's the wine speaking, but you could totally whoop Mike's ass

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