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Quick votes:
"Queen bitch" -Kerrigan
"Furnace" -Irene
"Bullet" -Sniper Wolf
"Crease" -Origami Peach

Slow votes:
I do not like Queen bitch. It has that Joss Whedon-esque air, so overused in popular culture lately, of undercutting a dramatic situation with lame snark. I give props to Fuck for 2 things: one, the VA put a ton of effort into that yoooooooou which I appreciate, and two, it contains what I swear is a stock farting sound effect at around 1:42. But at the end of the day, its still a joke entrant and I refuse to vote for joke entrants. This contest is serious business.

Maybe Im missing something, but I dont get the love for Silent Hill. Its stated blandly and the VA is flat. Now check out Furnace, which features gruesome threats of violence rasped out by a Nazi with her jaw torn off, and theres no contest. Plus, you know, I nominated it.

Bullet sounds really cool at first, especially with the VA, but the more you think about it the less sense it makes (so her gun is a postal worker, and my heart is a mailbox?) But I dont want to be too nitpicky, especially when its opponent is something I dare not think about period, lest I imagine horrifying things.

Crease is the Lightning of this contest, right? Super hyped now, then The Origami King comes out and it sucks and Crease deboosts hard in BFVQE2 (there will never be a BFVQE2.) Sure, seeing paper Princess Peach talk about being reborn by folding into thicker paper is weird and creepy, but besides that there's not much to it. Claire I originally didnt understand why it was in the contest considering how utterly generic it reads. Then I heard the VA and I loved it. In the end it comes down to weirdness vs. cheesiness, and I think I have to put aside my personal love for hammy acting and vote for the weird.

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