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adjl posted...

Very early in the campaign, we came across a pit that had some absurd number of giant rats in it, which we murdered en masse by throwing a molotov cocktail into the pit. We then proceeded to tie a rope around our dwarf and use him to fish out 30-odd freshly-roasted rat carcasses, which we carried around for a while and subsequently fed to a troll and a small dragon to subvert the intended boss fights and cause them to ally with us. It was a good time, albeit very much not what the DM was expecting.

We once fed orcs to a roper my character named Mr. Roper like the Three's Company character.

Really liked the guy. He was just hungry. He let us pass. I mean, parties often kill mobs anyway, might as well have them not go to waste.

My character may or may not have also collected bones to make dice sets for the party. Rolling bones, literally.