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A) Go get some First Lady wine
C) Go to Donald and try to get pregnant

Life is amazing. You walk down the halls of the White House(White Halls?) and towards the White Kitchen.Once inside you're greeted by the beautiful voices of the White staff. All the beautiful buff men, the servants, it's like a Disney movie, you can almost hear them singing a song for you. Or maybe that's the Presidential wine speaking. This bottle belonged to JFK, but he's got no use for it. In your drunken ecstasy you begin thinking of your dear old daughter, Judith and Trump's former children; Baron, Ivanka, and the other one. Donald probably gets lonely knowing you basically eliminated his legacy and truth be told, you miss your daughter. So like all good mothers, it's time to replace her.

You knock on your hubby's door. His body guards tell you to wait as he is addressing the Nation, but you know nobody actually watches him so this is the best time to talk to him. You ignore their warnings and enter the Oval Office. Donald looks to you in confusion.
"I'm in the middle of something Karen." he says before looking into his teleprompter.
"The only thing you're going to be in is me." you say seductively. He fails to understand. There's an awkward silence. "We're going to make Monica Lewinsky look like a girl scout. Trump looks to you in confusion.
"Who?"
"The chick that blew Bill Clinton in this very room."
"That didn't happen, he said it didn't."

A few confusing and awkward seconds later you find yourself leaving the oval office unsatisfied. You can't help but think you're doing something wrong. You know your body is banging, but no man should be finishing that fast. There's got to be something you can do about this.

What do you do?
A) Go to the store and buy some erectile dysfunction pills
B) Go ask Mike Pence for advice
C) Ask Ivanka for advice, sure you kicked her out of the family, but it can't hurt to ask


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