A 5'7" man attacks me. I grapple with him and get him down, but I notice he's wearing some kind of platform shoes.
I'm shook. I thought this man was my height but he's only 5'5" tops. I obviously get up and offer him my hand to help him up now that I understand the situation.
The 5'5" man grins and pulls out his knife, "calculate this mass motherfucker!" are the last words I hear as I rerun the numbers in my head... My God, I forgot about the circumference of his arms, what a fool ...