LogFAQs > #939521582

A) Complain to Trump

You're in awe, the greatest man who ever lived is here to bail you out. He scolds everyone in the police department and calls you a true patriot. The police are yelling at Trump to put on a mask, but this brave son of a bitch won't give them the satisfaction.

Trump makes his way over to you and offers a hug, tremendous photo op, the best photo op, Obama wishes he had photo ops like this. You start crying like those little girls meeting their favorite celebs, but this is bigger than that, you're meeting the most powerful man on Earth.

"It was horrible President Trump, they beat me, they framed me for murder, they defended pedophiles and rapists, they're probably doing drugs!." you complain letting Trump know of your problems.
"I have no doubt these people do drugs. We are in Commiefornia after all, a state which if I may add has the largest debt in the nation and highest percentage of high school drop outs" the police look around at each other. Officer James shakes his head.
"Not one part of that was true." James says in disbelief. Trump looks at him and shakes his head.
"What a nasty comment. You come at me with nasty comments like that and have the audacity to call this patriot a prisoner. In fact, this patriot is the new Chief of police." the department erupts into confusion

What do you do
A) you're the manager now, time to Make California Great Again
B) Try to seduce Trump


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