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E)Call the Chief of Police

You stand in silence looking at the phone. There's a thousand thoughts running through your mind, but only one solution. You know what must be done.
"Hey Siri, call the chief of police." no response. "Hey Siri, I said call the chief of police." the police look at you in confusion.
"Ma'am, that's a landline." one officer says. They've taken over Siri too, technology has betrayed you, damn you Bill Gates.
"I'd like to see a phone book." you state.

A few minutes of searching later you find the Chief of Police's number and call him.
"Hello, this is Chief Allen."
"Hello Chief of Police?"
"Umm yeah, who is this?"
"Hi, you don't know me, but your department does. My name is Karen McKaren, and I am being wrongfully detained."
"Why did you call my house number?"
"These officers are corrupt and have arrested a loyal, god-fearing christian, second amendment supporting, mother." the Chief is silent. "They've teamed up with pedophiles and rapists to ruin my reputation and this great country."
"Ma'am, I suggest using your phone call for someone to post your bail."
"I have proof, video evidence. I live streamed the whole ordeal of police brutality." The chief is quiet once again. "Oh now you want to listen."
"Ma'am, if you're speaking of the livestream I'm thinking of, that makes you a cop killer. You ran over a high school principal which cost him his arm, and then murdered a Officer Duncan. You belong in jail."

It goes all the way to the top. What do you do?
A) Demand to speak to the governer
B) Try calling someone else
C) You'll have to bust out of here, make a break for it


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