LogFAQs > #939497531

B) have the cops take care of this

You have no idea what to do, you've never seen your daughter so vulnerable, you do what all good mothers do, you turn to the police to raise your child for you. You can hear the police entering the house.
"She's in here!" you yell through the house. Judy looks at you realizing you're there. She glares and starts screaming. "YOU FUCKING EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" oh no, the pedo has corrupted her mind. The police come storming down the hallway guns drawn, here comes freedom.
"Karen McKaren, get on the ground with your hands where we can see them!" there must be a misunderstanding.
"Excuse me! My daughter was being groomed by a pedophile! Why am I being arrested!" you get in the officer's face. "Back up, maintain social distancing orders!" the officer yells. oh, he's a liberal cop, that explains it.
"WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED!" you scream into the officer's face.
"You're charged with the hit and run of Principle Theodore Johnson earlier this morning. The victim is currently in the hospital where he identified you as the driver."
"HE HIT MY CAR!"
"Ma'am we have video of you not only hitting his car, but then running him over and speeding through the streets."
"THAT'S BULLSHIT, YOU WEREN'T THERE." the officer turns to his partner.
"Grab the breathalizer, there's alcohol on her breath."
"SO I HAD A DRINK IN THE MORNING SO WHAT!"

What do you do?
A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out
B) Beg the officer to let you go, perhaps favors can be exchanged
C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality

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