LogFAQs > #939490098

It's a beautiful day in your gated community, the birds aren't singing because you installed bird whistle to keep those bastards away. You wake up alone, your husband having already left for work. You would leave for work to, but that's a man's job. You laugh to yourself and head downstairs in your nightgown and into the kitchen.
"Time for some breakfast." you say before pulling out your favorite bottle of wine. "It's 9 o' clock somewhere." you giggle to yourself before realizing the bottle is empty.

What do you do?
A) Time for a trip to Safeway
B) You're not going out, tell your daughter to go buy some wine for you
C) Have Amazon deliver you some wine

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