LogFAQs > #938642493

The Bills have always been known for our very thorough, detailed self-analysis and disciplined decision making. We don't make knee jerk decisions. We calmly evaluate our options in order to find the best possible solutions for our organization. So now, after having reviewed the film and having considered all the options for this team moving forward this season, I'd like to announce that we've come to the conclusion that going forward, Tom Henley will be our starting QB.

We have all the confidence in the world in Tom, and we feel good about our chances as we go into the bye week. This will give him more time to prepare as starter ahead of our Week 5 match-up against our 3rd straight crappy opponent that we have no excuse for losing to. If things don't turn around against the Bucs, then best of luck to our head coach and offensive coordinator on finding a flight out of Tampa. They will certainly not be joining us on the team plane back to Buffalo. I could go on a tirade where I berated our pathetically inept coaching staff for their generally awful performance over the last 2 seasons, but I know all of this will be unnecessary in two weeks when Tom Henley makes his mark on this franchise and leads the Bills out from the depths of despair into the heights of B8NFLL prosperity.

If not, this coaching staff will suffer a fate worse than Derek Carr's torn bicep, Garrett Bolles' torn hamstring, Phil Loadholt's Broken Collarbone, and Matt Flynn's Broken Vertebrae all put together.

Let's just say I've been in contact with Bills Mafia.

GO BILLS!