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Basically, both candidates for office are accused of sexual assault. I bring up the larger number of accusations leveled towards Trump because, at the very least, they make him appear like far more of a sexual predator than Joe Biden. In reality though, they're both fucking sexual assaulters. It's disgusting that we have two candidates for office who have reasonable accusations of sexual assault leveled against them, and unfortunately, we can't have a reasonable debate as to WHY we are in a position in which two old white men with sexual assault allegations are our nominees for the highest power and authority in this country, because people like you and ExTha believe that EVERYTHING is a lie and a political smear.

If I vote for Biden, I am giving a plus one to a sexual assaulter. If I vote for Trump, I am giving a plus TWO to a sexual assaulter. If I vote for neither, I am giving a plus one to Trump (a sexual assaulter). You can see my dilemma here. These are the options we have. Joe Biden committed sexual assault. Donald Trump committed sexual assault. ONE of them is going to be president. Me folding my arms and saying "I'm a bastion of moral purity and I shan't sully my good name by casting a ballot for either of these ruffians" is just giving more power to immoral people like yourself, who don't give a shit either way. And at the end of the day, Democrats are just better than Republicans, so I've gotta vote for the party that's going to do the most good for the most people.

But hey, this isn't really about me. This is about you. You can hold your head up high this time and vote for a sexual assaulter, confident in the knowledge that at least the OTHER GUY is a sexual assaulter as well. It's not like 2016, where you voted for a sexual assaulter against a woman. Full stop.

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