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Octagonia is... Greecce? they're all Hendrik fans. and there's a tournament too? tournaments on a rooftop arena...? wait, is this secretly a Fatal Fury plot? i mean TECHNICALLY King Geros killed my father and i'm getting my destined revenge. this game would become a lot more awesome if i could buster wolf for the rest of the game. fuck the sword, i got fists, bitch.

know what, this isn't Greek enough to be Greece. everyone's talking about MMA being Masked Martial Arts, meaning this is a place full of luchadors announced by Joe Rogan. imma call this Rogan City or Lucha City. depends how many masks i see.

5 treasures.
i make my way through, down to 1 without getting to the arena. next area, Uptown area, 4 treasures. i find 3. anyway, guess i'll go towards the main desk. ...but first, i see a staircase i haven't been to... and there's a treasure in a pot, cool. ...more stairs, more pots? i check again, 9. gotcha, spatial differences. alright, going back up, doing the main scenes i need to. first prize is my plot device, got it. second prize is a thing to sell, got it. i get my mask and whatever, cool. moving back down, then.

in the shops i find nothing useful, though i do like that Tough Guy Tattoo. 2500 for it though? nah. i've already got broken weapons. people are talking about Vince being the strongest guy around, praising, him, confusing me further. the words "Vince," "Octagon," and "MMA" should not be said in any positive way together. but i digress, apparently he runs an orphanag-- ahahaha. oh that's rich. yeah sure, Vince, in a town known for THE OCTAGON, is a champion of little kids and totally isn't exploiting them. i mean he's clearly trying to get 2nd place but a part of me is thinking he's gonna pull a Vince and make the ultimate heel turn by literally abandoning children and making them cry.

it's what Vince would do.

speaking of making children cry, time to go raid an orphanage! that's right, this game is promoting me to go save by a shota priest then enter every child's room, break pots as they go "WHOA! IT BROKE!" and i steal their shit. i'm to read books which apparently include recipes on making knives - clearly the right sort of material for children to read - and i'm down to 2 treasures. hm. so far the most interesting item has been a Garter, it provides excellent defense. unfortunately no sprite exists of it. c'mon game. you give me waifu bait but don't give me this? i also check the other staircase from the church but that ain't the extra item. so whatever, i'm gonna go fight now.

the guy guarding the elevator tells me i'm stark naked!
...just a joke bro.
anyway, i'm number eleven, which is the name i know the lead goes by in other media. up elevator, on one side smash a barrel, get an item, then go up. cutscene.

this announcer ain't Rogan, i'm already disappointed.
i am... a shittier looking Hakuoro from Utawarerumono. anyway my partner is 8.

HELLO.
YES.
THAT ONE.
GIMME THAT GIRL. THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OLD MAN. I'LL TAKE THE BOX OF BALLS OVER YOUR WRINKLY ONES.

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