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| Topic | You're in the Garden of Eden and your hot naked wife offers you some juicy fruit |
| hitokoriX 03/31/20 9:51:19 PM #8: | So the current scholarly theory is that Adam couldn't please his wife... hence she went looking for a metaphorical snake who was actually an interloper. So then, he tells her to take the fruit. Now god wouldn't be so mad about any regular fruit, but if we stop and look at ancient texts we can tell. She took what is known in some holy scripts as a 'devil fruit'. When she returns to Adam she really takes advantage of him. God knows he got played tho so he gave women periods as an eternal punishment. The end. --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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